Small Dick Talk 

A man who will talk shit about everyone and bring them down to compensate for his tiny dick.

Douche bag: hey bro you’re so uglyyy and a fag

Guy: Hey bro just because you drive an F150 that your daddy bought you doesn’t make your dick any bigger than 2 inches,and you say I’m ugly but tell me why you haven’t had a girlfriend while I dated a model... oh wait you’ve been friend zoned by all the nasty hoes you!?
Douche bag: Shut up pretty boy! My dick is big enough!

Guy: Small Dick talk all you want big boi.

Small Dick Talk by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 27, 2019

small oof

When big oof isn’t enough to show the level of IQ where u are currently at

Random guy: ur mum gay
Friend: big oof
Guy shrugs*
You: small oof
Guy runs away crying while shitting his pants

small oof by UrNonAverageNonPeruDota3Player May 8, 2019

Small pee pee gang 

When you have a small pee pee this is your place

John: "my pee pee to small"
Karina: "there's a small pee pee gang you could join and there will be people with small pee pee's like yours!"

Small pee pee gang by I finessed ya mum May 13, 2019

Smallest penis contest 

A contest where the guy with the shrimp dick gets the prize.

Irish guy- All right, my penis is smaller, its always been smaller.
Other guy- No, not so fast, mine is smaller buddy, I'm not giving you this one.
Asian guy- Shut the fuck up both of you, you're both stupid, mine is the smallest.
Irish guy and other guy- Fuck he's gotta have us by a half inch, I think he put ice on his dick before we started.
Asian guy- There is no ice, no acupuncture, and its not a trick, I get prize for smallest penis contest!

Smallest penis contest by Solid Mantis November 25, 2019

Small Brain 

"Small Brain" is an insult that implies that the person it's being attributed to has a small brain

That was small brain move, Ryan.

Small Brain by Limess January 1, 2020

Small Enemy spider 

SMaLl eNEmY sPiDEr

SMALL ENEMY SPIDER DU NU DU DU NU NU

Small Enemy spider by XxRussian roulette botxX April 17, 2020

small brain 

when ur dumb

i had a small brain when i did a test

small brain by shit words September 10, 2020