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Daily Essentials Shopping

Milkbasket.
Housemate 1: 'The maid didn't cook because we're out of everything! We need to do some Daily Essentials Shopping!'

Housemate 2: No worries. Let's just Milkbasket it! It'll be here by 7 AM!
by PunPundyt November 25, 2021
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I'm shopping for someone else...

Da standard "please bear with me --- I'm not familiar with this type or purchase" preamble-remark dat you ruefully tell a store-employee whom you ask for assistance in finding/choosing one or more items dat you never use yourself, and so you have less of an idea of how to shop for it or maybe even where it's stocked in da store.
Two good examples of when you might tell a staffperson, "I'm shopping for someone else..." might be if you were looking for a type of media-entertainment (such as books, music, or movies) dat you have no interest in yourself, or if you merely lived a simple bachelor's existence and were procuring "fussy female stuff" items for a lady-friend, such as cosmetics, dress-up clothing, fancy table-setting accessories, etc.
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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Same day shipping

(n.) Fucking on the same day you get into a relationship.
i lwky just had same day shipping with that guy i had a crush on
by Crackerposting_Throwaway January 3, 2025
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You're not stopping me

You're robbing people of their home again because that is and has been the only thing Christians have ever done. Stealing their God's. It typical but you no what you would say if it was happening to you. You are letting and even trying to provoke into me going out and purge so you can break into my apartment and steal your Playstation like the ghetto fucking trash that you actually are.
Hym "You're not stopping ME... This is not a lesson about my defeatability to you. You aren't shit. You are stopping other people from doing the thing I am illiciting. NOT THE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS. If you would have tried . You didn't do THAT. You stopped the other things. You didn't do the investigation or if you did you hit the findings. You didn't 'summon me'to confirm the veracity. And CAUSED the shootings trying to prove me wrong. You should have done the thing you pretend to do and care more about your kids than you do being better than me because you are NOT THAT and you are never going to be that and I AM that to you."
by Hym Iam November 30, 2025
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back to school & back to school SHOPPING

back to school is the sad part, BUT BACK TO SCHOOL SHOPPING? HELLLOOOOO SSOSOSOSOSOOSSOO FUN.
mom: you ready to go back to school?
me: no.
mom: ohhh i meant back to school shopping
me: YESSSSSAAAYAYAYAYAYA\
mom: but you know you have to go back to school & back to school shopping because you have oreintation,
by ihearttaylorr August 3, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>I Did Not Know SHopping Carts MEant "'Shart'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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