Golden Shower

What Tiger Woods wanted to do to Joslyn James

- OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
Original Tiger Woods Text Messages:
- I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you

- Have you ever had a GOLDEN SHOWER done to you? ... just morbid curiosity.

- You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you

by hobrah808 March 18, 2010

shower

originates from a gang in jamaica called the shower posse, infamous for their merciless violence, used now as a word to mean anything from gangster to good to cold or poker-faced

"seen mans over there in that lexus in ballys, thats shower" , or , heard this new skepta beat blad its shower, or , "yeah blad mans shower, he stabbed up carl in broad daylight barefaced"

by ithinkivebeenstabbed April 26, 2006

Mexican Shower

The act of cleansing oneself in a public batrhoom. Typically this is done by removing the shirt and splashing water on the underarm and using liquid hand soap to get rid of a day's worth of sweat.

Dude, did you see that guy taking a Mexican Shower at the gas station? He must have been trying to clean up after a day of landscaping on his way to his job cleaning dishes at the taqueria!

by J-Grabs September 21, 2008

Italian Shower

The over-usage of any musk, cologne, body spray, or perfume. Named after people of italian descent, they will soak themselves in these scents without even noticing the nose burning, and sometimes eye-watering effects.

Logan: What's that horendous smell?
Steve: Oh it looks like Tyler just took an italian shower, he just had rugby so no doubt he's making up for his odour with too much old spice
Logan: Yes, I forgot his mom was italian, it all makes sense now

by Logie G February 22, 2009

English Shower

An alternative to showering. Instead of having a normal shower, using shampoo and soap, you have an English shower, which consists of covering your fetid body with deodorant.

Fuck, I stink and I have no time to wash, I guess I'll just have to have an English Shower

by Gareth88 April 24, 2006

glasgow shower

Where someone doesn't shower and just covers up there B.O with deodrant.

Fuck me Binnys had a glasgow shower!

by Chav_until_i_die May 14, 2006

Cat-Shower

noun. A sex position in which a girl lays down completely naked and starts meowing while another person completely naked stands above the girl meowing and hissing and letting drool slowly drip off their tongue while moving their tongue back and forth causing the spit to drop in a zigzag formation until it lands on the girl's tits or vagina which is spread with clamps.

verb. To stand over a naked girl while you're completely naked and let your drool swing from side to side off your tongue until it lands in the girl's vagina while you both meow.

Noun Form:
During class the other day, my teacher asked me to stay after class to talk to her about something. So after the bell rang I stayed. Once everyone had left, she closed the door, turned toward me, and grabbed me by the clasper (that's shark-talk for penis) which turned immediately hard. Then, she looked me straight in the eye and said, "I want a cat-shower!" At this point had to pretend to tie my shoe to hide my raging boner and then I proceeded to give her a cat-shower, completely naked and meowing the whole time.

Verb Form:
- Hey man! How was that Filipino hooker last night?
- Oh man it was fucking crazy! I cat-showered her so hard Bro!
- Nice! Were her pussy lips spread with clamps?
- Of course! Otherwise it wouldn't have been a cat-shower!
- True..

by I have a weiner on my nips. April 25, 2011