thirty seven

An Assload, A Shitload, a whole fucking lot!!! So many of any one thing that you have lost count.

The stupid fucking telemarketer has called my house thirty seven times trying to get my business!

by krob9402 January 23, 2008

seven balled

If you play pool (english), and you sink the 8-ball with seven balls on the table, and whoever sunk the 8-ball must play the next game NUDE!

Guy: *sinks 8 ball* Shit! I still have seven balls on the table!
Other guy: HAHA! Take the clothes off.

The next day:
Guy to friend: I was seven balled last night. The other guys saw my cock.
Friend: Oh god!

by KD545 June 28, 2007

avenged sevenfold

A really horribly hard rock/glam metal band whose music bears no resemblance to hardcore punk, regular punk, or metalcore.

kid1: Hey look i'm so hardcore i saw avenged sevenfold live!!

kid2 (the smart one): no you're not you're a fucking poser

by scream13 August 16, 2006

seven dwarfs

1. The highest measure of how much a man wants to fuck a woman based on her level of attractiveness where zero dwarfs denotes the least desire. The phrase derives from the tale of 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' indicating why seven is the highest accolade a woman can receive. If she is given a seven she is termed a snow white.

2. The highest measure of how many times, positions or different areas of the body a man wants to fuck a woman in one meeting.

1. "She is wifey material. Seven dwarfs."

2. "Shit she would get seven dwarfed from all angles."

by Sir Pink Panther July 25, 2008

seven

seven is the number of cum-shots I usually have when I jack off and blow my load.

Yeah ... I had a seven again this morning when I jacked off.

by USAF Cadet August 1, 2021

seventy four

A very interesting number. Comes after seventy three, and before seventy five. It is composed of one odd number (seven) and one even number (four), or two even numbers (seventy and four), depending on the way you see it.

Also, the number of times I have had anal intercourse with your mother. If we were talking about vaginal intercourse, you're right, I would be defining the number nine hundred thousand, four hundred fifty eight.

One, two, skip a few, seventy three, seventy four.

by submes March 27, 2004

Avenged Sevenfold

The first time I saw this bands' video (on MTV,coincidentally...),I truly,truly though they were a fake band.
Seriously,I though they were a rip on all these lame glam metal revitalists (Bullets And Octane anyone?),kind of a Spinal Tap for the emo generation.
But,no,they are a REAL band. Aww,man...a rip on themselves.
Good grief,how could anybody claim this band are anything but hilarious?
Watch their "Sease The Day" video for a laugh.

ME: "HaHA,I love Avenged Sevenfold,they're such a great comedy band."
RandomStranger:"Err...dude,they're a real band."
ME:"NO....FUCKING....WAY"

by bandanasarerad October 17, 2006