Screw

Screw can mean screwing a bitch with a big dick or you screwed something up like you messed up your math homework

I screwed my bitch last night or shit I peed on my math exam

by I lick 👅 12 inch cocks November 3, 2019

Screwed The Pooch

You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.

Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.

Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.

by The_law21 November 5, 2019

Screw Down

An alcoholic drink, a mix of tequila, orange juice and grapefruit juice.

I dont want a screwdriver, I want a screw down!

by AwesomelyB November 9, 2019

Screwdriver n shit

When a person is downing beers and fucking around with a hardware tools

Bro 1: did you see Dominique yesterday, he was mental

Bro 2: yes lad, screwdriver n shit

by Beike January 3, 2020

Screwed

1. The action of being penetrated by a penis, dildo, or some sort of prodding object into one or many of the holes in your body individually or simultaneously.

2. The feeling you get when you realize that a verbal agreement wasn't suitable for doing business with a stranger, and it would have been in your best interest to have contracts for your band so venues can't back out of paying you the agreed upon price that you discussed over the phone.

I was rather surprised by the look of the bar owners face when I reminded her of our agreement of 500 dollars after our performance. I'm pretty bad at math, but with all the food and beer sales that this joint took in and out of that the supposed 172 dollars of the 15 percent beer sales that we actually received, I can confidently say that we were screwed beyond recognition.

by Clitcracker January 4, 2020

Screw it

how me and my friends say goodbye

Me: screw it soophie.
Soophie:screw it
Lola: *jumps in* SCREW IT!

by lone wolf 1010 March 15, 2020

screwmibble

when your trying to screw your wife put you don't get an erection.

me and my wife were planning on doing it but I got a screwmibble, it was embarrassing.

by em and dill May 8, 2020