second

even though described as a second it means a long period of time

Yo Money I Aint Seen You In A Second

by DeVonTheDucer July 28, 2003

second amendment rights

Second amendment rights are a controversial and confusing topic in North America but they are the equivalent to Russia's inalienable right to self-defence. The cold war is over but the world has three super powers and it takes three people to triangulate on a "target" whether paper or metal. The inalienable right in Canada to life, liberty, and security of person for Canada or the right to bear arms in the States, or conscription and mandatory military service in China.

The second amendment rights are there so you can defend your land from the bears on it with three inch teeth that are stealing your garbage in your yard.

by Cody5050 December 28, 2020

Second Wind

The spontaneous diarrhoea which always occurs after you've spent the past 20 minutes scrubbing the skid stains out your under garments. If your less educated: a wet fart

Isn't your grandma fabulous twerking, it looks like she's got her second wind.

by H:moon April 4, 2015

second hole from the back of your neck

that'd be your VAGINA

Its like some small animal crawled up the second hole from the back of your neck and died, look at all the fuckin blood.

by the real LaURINE July 30, 2006

second wake up

The most horrible thing in the world. It's when your mum wakes you up once but you keep on sleeping knowing she'll comeback and wake you up again. The gnawing sensation of waiting for her till she comes back is...so bad.

Me: aw man my mum gave me a second wake up today.
Josh: dude, how're you feeling?

by bo billy hick hop December 8, 2007

Five-second-role

The time it takes for food dropped on the ground to become infected with germs (five seconds). If picked up before this time, the food is fine.

Person A: "Oops, I dropped my chip on the ground."

Person B: "Don't worry, five-second-role."

by aabbccddeeffgghhiijj April 16, 2009

Second Cornetto

The sign of the second cornetto, most commonly seen at rock concerts and made by extending the index and little fingers while the middle two fingers are bent down and held in place by the thumb.

After pulling off a tricky solo, Angus saluted the baying crowd with the sign of the second cornetto.

by perumbo February 19, 2010