by Cokegod May 1, 2018
Get the fur saladmug. A guy who is overly concerned with diet and excercise, and has a habit of overcommunicating what he’s eaten.
“How was your date last night?”
“He was such a salad bro. He asked the waiter about the macros in the appetizer.”
“I like Ethan but he’s a real salad bro. He’s been doing keto for four years, and I can only handle so much kale in a week.”
“He was such a salad bro. He asked the waiter about the macros in the appetizer.”
“I like Ethan but he’s a real salad bro. He’s been doing keto for four years, and I can only handle so much kale in a week.”
by Sixtits February 16, 2019
Get the Salad bromug. The act of eating a a vagina while the girl is taking a shit aka the male to female reversal of the blumpkin. The location of the defamacache is pure choice of comfort. Do not take this act likely as it is #forthegirls
by #heathlyeats2018 March 9, 2018
Get the buffet saladmug. When a man finishes his load onto his partners anus and proceeds to blow snot rockets and other bodily fluids of his choice to lay on top of the anus. The dom will then proceed to scoop the salad with a spoon to be served to his partner.
He wanted to try the slimey salad. I showed him a selection of my finest spoons
What kind of girlfriend would I be if I wouldn’t eat his slimey salad?
Hey boss i’m not going to be able to come in today. Got a little sick from chowing down on my husbands slimey salad.
What kind of girlfriend would I be if I wouldn’t eat his slimey salad?
Hey boss i’m not going to be able to come in today. Got a little sick from chowing down on my husbands slimey salad.
by TYEKRO October 7, 2022
Get the slimey saladmug. Nat: "Hey Shar, how was your meeting today?"
Shar: "Oh gosh don't get me started, it was a bitch salad!"
Shar: "Oh gosh don't get me started, it was a bitch salad!"
by Lantar October 20, 2016
Get the Bitch Saladmug. by Goblin Mom August 30, 2023
Get the Taint Saladmug. A male-only orgie.
by Foot Scrub January 14, 2018
Get the Meat-Saladmug.