"Would you like to experience the royal we?" He snickered as he adorned his crown and unleashed his bladder.
by Booberoni November 25, 2020
This Legend is known for Swatting, Doxing, Hacking, Killing Facebook accounts or other social media apps or websites, He's known for Coding & breaking info some nerdy stuff
Royal Fathwell
by SicKly Hellgone Ghostwell June 02, 2024
1. Something that is so wonderful, it is hard to find the words to match. Something that makes your heart beat faster or your heart melt. Something that tops everything else, and always crosses your mind.
2. Something Americans use to describe everything.
2. Something Americans use to describe everything.
by lurkerweb April 06, 2016
Tie a towel around your neck, hold your scepter (penis), sit on your throne (toilet), and drop the crown jewels (poop).
by Draenoss November 04, 2023
When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.
Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"
Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
by uknationalist1995 October 01, 2022
Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it
I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.
by MUNTMEISTER3000 January 10, 2025
by SpiLLsHirE November 19, 2020