Just Kidding Rowling

An insult aimed at J.K. Rowling by wannabe literature snobs who like to spend all their time critiquing teen fantasy books because they're bitter that nobody wants to publish their own rubbish. The root of the insult is that J.K. Rowling uses a lot of the plot device deus ex machina (in this case, going back and changing the ending as in reversing time to fix a problem or adding/changing a detail hence "just kidding!"), widely considered a literary cop-out but generally accepted in literature intended for children by all but the most persnickety critics.

Hermione goes back in time in Harry Potter book 3 so that Sirius Black can escape prison.

"There goes old Just Kidding Rowling again!"

by Peppermint Swirl March 3, 2009

Rollin'

Transporting oneself, usually in a car. usually said when you see a cop.

"Po-po's rollin.'"

by commonwealth1325 October 19, 2003

rollin'

To roll a joint or blunt

Cinny is rollin' up a blunt for us right now!

by Cinny August 20, 2003

rollin on dubs

a car with chrome wheels

"my ride is rollin on dubs"

by oozie July 25, 2004

rollin' ass

To have good luck pickin up hoes.

see pimpin

LDawg: Hey Hoss, let's go out and roll some ass!

LDawg: How's it goin?
NDawg: I'm rollin' all kinds of ass tonite!

by DJ Hoss July 31, 2005

Rollin a Chub

When a person rolls a large marijuana joint to smoke.

I asked if he wanted to smoke and right away he started "Rollin a Chub" for us...

by Shorty Crunk July 26, 2009

Rollin' Squinchy

1. Having any combination of bodily byproducts in one's pants yet doing nothing about it.

"I sharted in the staff meeting but my wife has the car so I'm rollin' squinchy until lunch."

"You made me pee a little bit when you told me you were a man. I'm too lazy to go home for a pee spot, I'll just roll squinchy until it dries."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 15, 2009