Retard Stick 

Slang for an analog stick on video game console controllers, usually used by gamers who prefer PC gaming over consoles. The mouse and keyboard system is much quicker, more precise, and responsive than analog sticks. Switching from the PC setup to an analog stick setup makes the controls feel slow and clumsy. Many developers factor this in, as PC versions of games often have higher AI and/or difficulty than console versions, as the player has the potential for much higher reaction time and control.

Hey, why are you using that retard stick when you could be playing on the PC with a mouse! It's superior in every way.

Retard Stick by David J. Hansen April 5, 2008

Retard-athalon 

Mentally deficient people running around pretending to be athletes in dumbed down events where "everybody wins", no matter how many hours it takes them to complete the 100 inch dash.

see: Special Olympics

Billy got a gold medal for his 45th place finish in ball-bearing-put at the retard-athalon.

Retard-athalon by Sarge November 10, 2003

Retard Stampeed 

A large influx of callers to tech support call centers. This is often brought on by beningn announcements from a company, which, when not comprehended by customers, starts a mass panic resulting in an enoumous amount of calls to a technical support call center.

Announcement: We will release an automatic upgrade tomorrow. When prompted to upgrade, press "Start Upgrade"

Retard Stampeed Question: " I got this message today about an upgrade. WHAT DO I DO?"

Tech support immediate ( i wish i could say this) thought: 'press start upgrade you fucktard! Reading is fundamental!'

Retard Stampeed by daleicious October 30, 2010

retard riot 

a group of handicapped people acting out in rage. Usually at a high school

dude, did you see that retard riot at lunch today?

retard riot by Mike Ockyormouf February 24, 2008

Retard Strength 

A person who is different also known as a retard may have the ability to go full hulk when angry this is known as retard strength

Retard 1: Boi what u say about my momma I'm finna bust yo knee caps

Retard 2: Oh no u won't I'll give u a box that'll send u into 2020
Normal person: Oh boi they got retard strength

Retard 1&2:*join together to make the ultimate retard and punch person into next year*

Retard Strength by My lil Peñis May 19, 2018

Retard Off 

The act of screaming the word retard at the top of your retarded lungs, while trying to be retardedly obnoxious. The most retarded retard wins the retard off...retards.

James: REEEEEEEEEtard! (drools)

Austin: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEtard!!!!!

James: Aww shucks you win the retard off...Austin, you're so much better than me...you have all the elements of a good retard-offer.

Retard Off by J&A April 8, 2008

retard constipation 

A long period of time where you cant/dont act retarded usually followed by retard constipation.

Man, durring that job intevew I had retard constipation, but it burst out as soon as i got out the door.

retard constipation by NatalieWine August 4, 2007