Pud

(Noun) - A useless sack of human meat, i.e., a pointless, annoying person

Dude, that guy is such a pud. Like, what is he even doing? He does absolutely nothing.

by Pettywise November 4, 2020

Pud Bumping

When 2 men thrust flaccid penis' to each other.

Hey Mike, do you wanna go hunting? Sure Charlie, I would love to go Pud Bumping!

by Bug Tudley November 7, 2020

Pud

An Australian term used for “Pudding” or “Christmas Pudding”

Broden, do you have any room for Pud, I know you want some Pud.

by Greedyboi December 27, 2020

Pud

The genitalia of a Ken Doll

When you undress Barbie's boyfriend, you can see his Pud.

by Sal Goodmane January 17, 2021

sheet pudding

When a man pulls out and the semen gets on the sheets and she licks it up.

She enjoyed slurping up the sheet pudding!

by anonymous January 29, 2021

Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds

Code Name for literal shit with corn bits in it.

Chris: "Yoo you want some chocolate pudding lemon nerds?"
Colin: "I dont eat shit. Shut the fuck up."

by SirGrammarNazii February 8, 2021

Pudding Eater

Someone who is so self centered that if they visited you in the hospital they would eat your pudding cup without asking.

George came over yesterday, raided the fridge and then took a shit in my bathroom. What a pudding eater.

by TheCatStanzas February 13, 2021