Pattywhack

A funny word used by certain stoners to describe the small, effortless snacks they grab to satisfy the muchies.

Josh's munchies were getting the best of him, so he couldn't help but grab a pattywhack from the kitchen.

by olimarfunk September 12, 2017

Harry Potter

A kid who is a magic man

"I personally like Harry Potter and the Second Amendment"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Free krabby patty

Anything that is free ( especially something that once was not )

I saw a 20 dollar bill on the ground and exclaimed hey a free krabby patty!

by garmr November 25, 2016

Krabby Patty

When you get some hood rat so wet, you throw her nasty unnderwear on the floor and they dry up, creating a "Krabby patty" on the floor.

Don't fuck that bitch, she will make a krabby patty!

by Popit Chopit January 24, 2017

potted meat

A canned meat made from ground rats that ate the bologna off of the floor.

The the cat wouldn't eat the potted meat.

by Nick December 4, 2004

harry potter freak

People that are well into the Harry Potter books and movies, constantly stringing off lines of it in front of others. They tend to be generally unpopular.

Harry Potter Freak: Can you tell me where platform 9 & 3/4 is please?

Some Dude: No, but I give you the directions that will tell you how to get the fuck outta my way.

by Turmi December 9, 2005

pottysquating

Sitting on the toilet for an hour after pooing, peeing at least every 5 minutes.

someone who unlawfully occupies a bathroom for an unreasonable amount of time.

"Killy, what were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?"
"I was going to poopsterbate, but decided pottysquating was better."

by P00pooplata January 27, 2014