Pool Pooper

A person or persons who prefer to attend pools and pool areas under the cover of darkness to pass bowel movements.

Brian is the pool pooper, I found a floater this morning!

by Doofus Rick September 20, 2022

Pool shoes

Porno type shoes you wear when having sex.

Got busy wearing my pool shoes.

by Lovvvinnnnittt February 04, 2016

Kentucky kiddie pool

When you fill a truck bed full of piss.

George took a dip in his Kentucky kiddie pool last week

by Everybodyleft September 20, 2020

Pool's Razor

Do not attribute to a conspiracy that which can be more readily attributed to cultural forces.

Joe Biden said the phrase "new world order" but it's more likely a Pool's Razor situation not a conspiracy.

by Tantris Oakblood March 22, 2022

Kyle pool pirate

Big meanie who is chicken to play others in basketball because he is bad at it

Kyle pool pirate is a big meanie he thinks he cool

by big_dog33 August 01, 2021

8 Ball Pool

a game on web, ios, and android featuring pool that somehow makes me wwant to gauge my eyes out

Person 1 "why is that person screaming in agony at his phone"
Person 2 "oh hes just playing 8 ball pool"

by asdfghjklololololol.ololp October 01, 2023

Permission to Pool Shot

"Permission to pool shot" is what you ask before you go full reverse cowgirl on a dude taking a shit. When you thrust on him, you pool shot the shit out of his ass.

Eric: Honey, leave me alone. I'm pooping.
Marlena: No, permission to pool shot?
Eric: Granted!

by ImJustItalian2839 September 21, 2021