poop the pants

1. A statement which can be used when one has nothing to say and wishes to indulge in a self-conversation.
2. Pooping the pants.

Michael: Poop the pants.

by Nathan Algren June 21, 2004

pee your pants

The ultimate ice breaker when meeting a woman.

<Woman> So...
<You> Yes...
<Woman> Um... heh.
<You> Hmm...
<Woman> So... what's your name?
<You> Heh heh..
<Woman> ... Excuse me, did you just pee your pants?
<You> Um, yeah.
<Woman> ... let's make out!

And the lesson is, children, you ain't cool... unless you pee your pants!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

Cookie Pants

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants

Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.

by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009

The Pines

Probably one of the most interesting places in the Pentucket district. The Pines is a dumb little park near the river and next to the police station in Groveland where stoners go at night to blaze and whores go into the woods to give hj s to guys. Everyone is Groveland knows that The Pines is nothing special, but when people from West Newbury and Merrimac, MA come to Groveland, all they wanna do is go there. The police come around at night to catch people but all they do is drive around for a minute and then go back. At the Pines there are a few main areas. The playground is a playground meant for little kids, and the fields are baseball and softball fields for little league. Also, there are two basketball courts inside a chain link fence. The docks are basically a boat ramp but high school kids come down there to make out. There is also a trail that goes into the woods where guys get brain and all the stoners come out at night.

Merrimac Kid: Hey, I'm bored, what should we do?
West Newbury Kid: OMG Let's go to The Pines! It's so fun there!
Groveland Kid: Fuck... no. The Pines is mad boring.
Merrimac Kid: NO. We're going.

Guy: Hey baby, wanna blow me?
Whore: Sure, let's go The Pines. We can go smoke weed after.

by BoysLoveVaginas January 3, 2011

poopy pants

The most offensive thing a kindergartner can say.

Kindergartner: Poopy pants! Poopy pants!
Teen: Fuck off.

by WonderedLamb256 August 12, 2018

pingshit

To beat somebody about the face and neck with a PING golf club.....preferably a well balanced 9 iron. Written by Kimbeaux but created by Ben....

I'm about to go pingshit on your ass if you don't shut the hell up!!!

by Kimberly Maroney January 27, 2008

paintshopped

The act of doing an intentionally crappy Photoshop job.

Usually used in a humorous or mocking manner.

I paintshopped a picture of a guy on his deck with 800 bikes in his yard to better capture the sheer absurdity.

by OMG_Cale_was_actually_taken March 10, 2008