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playground pimp

1. A very young male who attracts many young females. Used a somewhat of a compliment.

2. An older male who exclusively dates girls that are too young to be dating. Basically used to refer to somone as a sicko pedophile loser who can't land girls his own age.
1. "Damn, little Jimmy gets all the fine bitches. He's a playground pimp"

2. "Did you see the 12 year old Dave brought to the party? That mother fucker is a playground pimp."
by candyskull May 1, 2009
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China Pimp

by amstar September 15, 2009
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Teen pimp

A teen man that pimps teen women.
John is a teen pimp.
by Deep blue 2012 September 16, 2009
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Misery Pimp

noun: an individual whose especial self-esteem arises from inducing and/or inspiring misery in others, usually with the aim of elevating said individual to a place of importance and/or authority.

verb/gerund : "misery pimping"
Her incessant need to make other people feel guilty and shitty is a symptom of her misery pimping.

He think's everything's "problematic" - what a misery pimp.
by artistasayoungman April 20, 2011
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pimp

a word egotistical and arrogant little boys use in junior high to equalize and stabalize there ever so raging hormones. they go around saying i am a motherf*&^%$# pimp homie!! then their homeboys shout fo shizzle! they also call all girls slut, bitch! they think they are something they are not. hence they think they are pimps when in reality they are wimps!!
boy 1: hey bitch let me grab your ass! now tell me who the f*&^ is your pimp?
slutty girl: you are baby!
non-slutty girl: have some respect for girls you f*&^*&^ worthless wimp!
boy2: ohhhhh...you got burned by dat slut! anyways nice job homie..holla!!
by do not call me a slut! October 14, 2004
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snow pimp

being the king of the white powdery substance game
you check out rob hes buyin from big jeezy the snow pimp again
by big jeezy April 26, 2006
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jedi pimp

someone who is fucking slick and smooth, someone who can work with the ladies
look at that jedi pimp with all the girls mang!
by a to the cizzo August 20, 2003
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