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Packers

The Packers used to win many championships and Brett Farve was a great quarterback "back in the day".
by Illiniruss May 14, 2006
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Fudge Packer

A requirement to be on the NFL team the Green Gay Packers.
Sorry Sir you have to be a fudge packer to play on this team.
by SHAKEANBAKE August 14, 2006
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The Green Bay Packers

The "Green Bay Packers" are an American football team whose fans typically engage in revisionist history, drunken delusions and bizarre rituals of idolatry. Located in a largely ignored, economically desolate part of the state of Wisconsin, they provide a significant source of entertainment to the inebriate fans and their retarded offspring, sadly impaired by their parent's alchohol abuse. If you go to Wisconsin, you will find Packer fans who actually claim credit for several world titles before the creation of the league, or before the team name was even attached to Green Bay, or the state of Wisconsin, for that matter. They will not recall the 25- year period before 1992 when they made the league playoffs only twice, with a record of 1-2. They have also quickly forgotten that their star quarterback begged to be traded to the Minnesota Vikings before he was unceremoniously dumped by front office management on the troubled New York Jets. Wisconsin has the highest rates of alchoholism in the nation, and the highest concentration of Green Bay Packer fans as well. Coincidence? You decide...
An example of Packer fan hyperbole: "The Green Bay Packers have won 137 total titles" says the inebriate Packer fan, just before being placed in the Detox van.
by Furry Warmbath January 13, 2009
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packers

The most storied franchise in the history of the NFL, as well as the most hated. Not hated because they are a bunch of bad guys, rather, hated because of their ugly uniforms and STUPID FANS!
Man, if it weren't for their fan base, I might like the Packers. But seeing as how their fans wear those stupid cheeseheads, and only ever sing YMCA or that damn "go pack go" song... I can't bring myself to it! Actually, those fans make me HATE the Packers! Go VIKINGS!!!
by Francisco Cafe September 16, 2005
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Orange Pecker Syndrome

aka "O.P.S."; (n) a not-so-rare skin condition that develops when an individual spends the day watching porn and eating Cheetos.
"Jim lost his job; I'm afraid he's at risk for O.P.S."
by Kristomie Wagmaster April 19, 2005
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Fudge Packer

Being gay with another man and getting poop on your penis.
"Hey look, Tom Cruse is a fudge packer".
by nicholas matthews April 28, 2010
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Pickard

Someone who is physically stumped, Naturally born with undersized genitalia, inability to please woman.
Yeah my girlfriend really like me to we got intimate and she realized I have Pickard. Now she doesn't seem interested as I can not please her.
by Scottey January 13, 2009
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