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Phandom

People who watch Daniel Howell and AmazingPhil on youtube. They spend there time on drawing cat whiskers, celebrating a sims's bday, shipping Phan,...
They're totally ready for taking the internet over and they're literally everywhere. They don't cry but craft. And tbh, the most phandom members like also Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, My Chemical Romance, Twenty Øne Piløts and probably our yeemo dad CrankThatFrank.
So if you like one of them, you should watch Dan and Phil. But be prepared cuz they ruin your life.
Person 1: Hii
Person 2: Hello

Person 1: So... what are your hobbies?
Person 2: I'm in the phandom...
Person 1: What's a phandom?
Person 2: RUN AND DONT LOOK BACK, ESCAPE IT BEFORE IT TAKES YOU.
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phantom player

A gamer who plays a video game but is rarely seen and becomes a legend
Person 1: Yo did you see that phantom player online yesterday? I thought he didn’t exist
Person 2: Wait you saw him? Holy crap!
by Phantom galaxy October 21, 2018
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phantom docking

when a male has sex with a transgender male, and the males dick is where the other males dick would be if he still had it.
"idk man, i knew he had the surgery and all. but it still felt like his dick was still there. almost like i was phantom docking him"
by blueballsandstickyfingers October 23, 2018
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Phantom key

Keyoftimes shadow
"we must stop phantom key"
by Evil key November 6, 2018
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Phantom Stroke

Where a sheet, towel or blanket is used to brush against a completely flaccid penis until fully engorged.
Sara is the master of the Phantom Stroke, she has really soft towels too.
by SpanglyCharly November 25, 2018
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phantom blue balls

When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.
Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.
by VerdeBayloties December 9, 2018
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Phantom Exams

Defined as the brief delusional feeling of guilt or agony felt by university students after recently finishing their finals, that they still assume that there is an exam out there or somewhere that he/she needs to study for but in reality there isn't. This phantom pain symptom usually occurs after a university student spends 2 weeks or more prepping for their finals in order to save their GPA.

Medical students are the most vulnerable.
Jon: Hey Richard! Excited for our winter break after long hours of mental burnouts and late nighters.

Richard: I wish i could enjoy it but whenever i wake up from bed but i still feel like we have phantom exams.

Jon: same bro, same.
by LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL December 13, 2018
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