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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
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she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
mugGet the Last word hogmug.

Hogging

To show toms penis, usually sent through a text or fax to someone unexpectedly to cause a euphoric response
I ate dinner then layed around hogging people all night. If it wasn’t for that hogging I received the other day i never would of got a chance to see toms veiny hog.
by Hogsy normis August 4, 2023
mugGet the Hoggingmug.

Fat Hog

To pack a fat hog, meaning you packed a 3/4 of a tin of Grizzly or Copenhagen mint (long cut obviously). The size of your lip usually visible from 20 feet away, and only true dippers send it.
Yo dude, I packed a fat hog yesterday and gutted it all!
by iShredDaily October 8, 2020
mugGet the Fat Hogmug.

Lobster Hog

A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.
Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.
by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024
mugGet the Lobster Hogmug.

Hogs

A dopey boy with a bellybutton piercing around his neck
silly hogs
by Wilky04 February 16, 2023
mugGet the Hogsmug.

get on the hog

Slang used to direct another person to make a phone call. Originated out of Brantford, Ontario, Canada where one lucky household had a Harley Davidson Fat Boy Telephone. The motorcycle was a collectible novelty model that had a corded telephone hidden under the seat/gas tank.
Woody: "Man I really got the munchies, lets order a pie"
Thibs: "Good idea, get on the hog"
by Thibs July 24, 2008
mugGet the get on the hogmug.

Irish Road Hog

When you grab the balls and proceed to twist powerfully, slow but very painful
My girlfriend gave me the Irish Road Hog last night.
by Dbsb3272Globeabb August 25, 2021
mugGet the Irish Road Hogmug.

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