bird app

Twitter (derogatory)

If I see one more thing on this cursed bird app I swear to god

by Donnman June 08, 2021

Joe Bird

one who shanks someone at a public event.

This can happen at a football game, and is typically done with a knife that the person is carring out of rage and depression

Oh my god you just got Joe Birded in the leg!

by yaboysagoon December 17, 2009

Dodo Bird

Someone who is incompetent of doing a certain task or is dumb and mentally retarded.

You are such a fucking dodo bird.

by Justin Cool KIcks February 25, 2016

bird stalling

When you have to shit but wait until you have a car nearby to do it on.

Dude, I really had to shit but I was bird stalling until I got to Tina's new house.

by Fluffykittylover August 24, 2015

Cuckoo Birding

The act of intentionally having a child from another man and having your partner/husband raise it without their knowledge.

That bitch tried cuckoo birding me, but she didn’t know that I’m snipped.

by Thecuckoo December 02, 2019

Elephant Bird

The largest bird in the world. Atleast, it was. It's extinct. Said bird lived in Madagascar, making it's wildlife even more interesting. It was related to ostriches.

"Elephant birds don't even look like elephants at all, what a rip-off!"

by Harpagornis Moorei October 27, 2020

squirt the bird

delivering a transmission (squirting), often a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird)

While doing a ham radio satellite demo, we will squirt the bird.

by RAT65 September 16, 2017