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cracked bitch

A bitch as it is used in reference unflatteringly to a woman, but one who is particularly mean and unreasonable towards a given situation, usually in argument against a male.

Also, referencing having gone crazy, as in having "cracked" while simultaneously being a bitch.
If only she wasn't such a cracked bitch about me borrowing her car!

The cracked bitch tried to actually kill my dog just for pissing on her lawn!
by Travix April 23, 2008
mugGet the cracked bitchmug.

Acorn Cracking

1. The process of exposing ineptness, fraud and corruption in government, businesses, institutions and by persons in American Society by means of making public on youtube, or internet publication hard evidence captured on video, voice recording, surveliance and public record documents.

2. Busting persons on the public payroll engaged in criminal acts by publishing evidence on the internet such as video evidence on youtube.
1. The Arizona residents may have saved their lives by "acorn cracking" Arizona's Department of Health Services as well as the City of Peoria's police, city officials and employees on youtube with video and audio recordings of an actual ambush, attack and assault of several unknown agents using the youtube name WhistleBlowerJob.

2. The activists quickly left to do some acorn cracking with video evidence of police abuse and a Bart Station murder captured on a cellphone that appeared on youtube within a few hours of the killing.
by Dynamic Thought Adjuster September 20, 2009
mugGet the Acorn Crackingmug.

Cracking buns

When y’all are fuckin
Aye bro can’t talk me and Ava cracking buns
by On gulius November 2, 2019
mugGet the Cracking bunsmug.

crack life

A Mod for Half-Life That made Black Mesa, Into Black Meat and made it More Retarted than usual with Black People with big ass Afro's.Security Guards are Russian or Serb's.

This Mod also exists in the game Black Mesa but its more wackier thanks to the graphics.

Heres the Weapons:
(I'm listing the Weapons from the Black Mesa mod)
Gun Slot #1
ANAL FISTING (Fists or the Crowbar its pretty cool)
Gun Slot #2
Pingas (a literal Penis, The Glock)
Finger Gun (The Magnum)
Gun slot #3 A "Normal" SMG (shoots extremely fast with 999 Bullets)
Shotgun (Just a normal shotgun but when you reload it goes FUCK!)
A "Normal" Crossbow (Also shoots extremely fast but in 50 shots)
Gun Slot #4
Nuke (really big Missile and the Explosion is very "Great")
Tau (A normal tau but when you Charge it, It plays "Everybody get on the floor!Everybody walk the dinosaur!" But every half second the pitch goes faster)
Doritos (the Alien Grunts weapon, This gun is pretty OP it can even kill you.It also shoots Unholy Fast)
DO NOT USE (Basically the Gluon Gun but with the Power of your hand)
Gun Slot #5
Mentos and Pepsi (Yeet a Mentos mint into the Pepsi and throw the Pepsi)
Laser Tripwire (Nothing happens)
Communism (Grab a Exploding Hazard Banana, And yeet it off.you can throw as many as you want then push the Trigger to Activate all of them)
Sargent Hartman (when you Select it it Immediately says "DO YOU SUCK DICKS" it also says this when you throw it and when it tries to attack anything.)
Just wait when Desinc Plays Crack Life
by A Jude October 31, 2019
mugGet the crack lifemug.

Fish crack

Cuthbert: Georgina, is that your fish crack I can smell?

Georgina: Oh, how embarrassing, I'm afraid the hot weather makes it sweat somewhat.
by joshsausages June 15, 2011
mugGet the Fish crackmug.

crack nap

A long period of slumber, that occurs after a long period of crack cocaine use.
Once that nigga took a three day, crack nap.
by krazykillakomedy January 27, 2010
mugGet the crack napmug.

whaddup crack

a form of greeting used to address somebody

similar to "Hello friend."
The door opened and to my amazement it was Ellis.

"Yo, whaddup crack? How ya been, mate?" Ellis quickly asked.
by cjracer20 February 24, 2009
mugGet the whaddup crackmug.

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