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by Potlicker April 20, 2018
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Zorro Penis

After achieving a full erection, the creation of Zorro Penis was underway. A small black mask with 2 eye holes wrapped around the tip of the penis. A small cloth cape tied around the topmost part of the shaft. and a tiny, flat brimmed hat to top it all off.
by ClicksMcGee August 22, 2012
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Summer Penis

A phenomenon in which high temperatures cause the penis to appear bigger.
"Dude, this heat is giving me some serious summer penis"
by Mericanjoe July 25, 2018
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Puppet Penis

so use the old puppet penis. When your trying to impress somebody your attracted to, you tie a string round your cock and balls and thread the rope string through your clothes to your hand discretely connect it to your hand or finger. When your talking to the one you like move it sharply giving they impression off instant sexual attraction. tell the person your getting movement downstairs they will instantly look and you can master the movement of the puppet penis. Its an instant turn on and you can nick name your penis Pinocchio after all it does get longer.
by Mr C J GRAY July 3, 2019
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Battle Penis

A member which is a good deal smaller when flaccid than when erect, so that it is protected during combat with pirates, ninjas, anyone who might try to clock you in the cock. A grow-er, rather than a show-er, which remains at a more or less constant size.
Jenny: "Er, isn't it a little... small?"
George: "Oh yeah? Battle penis, extend!"
Jenny: "Why, it's the perfect defense against pirates!"
George: :awesome:
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Consensual penis

A dick falsely accused of rape, turned rap diss.
After the trial, I left the courtroom gripping my consensual penis.
by Lymrix June 11, 2018
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perfect penis

by pau pac ulo October 21, 2019
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