Crotch Hat

A condom (Latex tube with one opening that prevents pregnancy, almost all the time)

Best Sex EVER last night dude but she wern't on the pill so i had to use a crotch hat so my baby gravy stayed put

by GezJDM February 4, 2009

hat party

A type of orgy party where everyone wears a hat and folks form groups for sex based on interesting hat combinations. When asked, each pair or group must adequately explain the situation behind their fornication.

Did you see Annabelle and Franky at the hat party? I've never seen a squid and a fish do it before. Franky said the squid inked him, so he had to stuff that fish with some raw meat before cooking.

by dandyrandy05 November 18, 2016

Hat Girrl

Hat girl is better than stupid hat kid. Hat kid is dumb. Hat girl is amazing, everybody wants her, but nobody got her.

Look at hat girrl

by a kool dude October 10, 2020

Magic hat

Any kind of silly hat that is worn for religious purposes/reasons.

Look at the pope, so silly with his magic hat!

by Cry me to the moon June 25, 2018

tords hat

something that should burn

tords hat looks like a army hat.

by Aflesher May 27, 2021

imagination hat

the imaginary hat your second grade teacher told you to put on, but never told you to take off!

using his imagination hat helped john deal with this life!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

jester's hat

A graphic, e.g. a drawing, of a vagina.

Johnny got into trouble for scribbling a jester's hat in a very expensive schoolbook.

by pentozali December 20, 2009