Ninja Nerd

A person who hides how much of a nerd he is by acting normal majority of the time. Only his closest friends know how much of a nerd he is while others are unaware.

Joel is such a ninja nerd, he acts normal but we know he's a huge geek deep down.

by poiboyJ August 18, 2008

crispy ninja

To masterbate into your hand and ejaculate, then wipe in your someones hair while they sleep.

Person 1: "You better not fall asleep tonight or you`re gonna wake up with with crispy hair."
Person 2: "Why`s that?"
Person 1: Because I'm gonna crispy ninja you."

by leeroy1398 August 26, 2013

ninja 300

A 300cc sportbike manufactured by Kawasaki, and the motorcycle of choice of any 16-year-old mini Rossi chad squid that wants to have at least a sliver of a chance of getting insured.

guy: damn ben bought a ninja 300!

girl: wow I hope I can ride it... then him

by danknooner69 January 18, 2022

ninja farts

Silent, butt supremely smelly flatulence.

I love to release my ninja farts when I am standing on the diving board before a dive. It really fucks up the next competitor.

I also love to release my ninja farts while getting my salad tossed by a male prostitute.

by Gregg Loogyanus November 28, 2006

ninja foot

The effect produced by a woman's tight clothes conforming to the shape of her vulva. Often seen in bathing suits, or other spandex-like form fitting clothing. Named for the phenomenon's visual resemblance to the stockinged foot of a ninja wearing sandals.

See also: wordcamel toe/word

by Ninja Bob June 20, 2003

ninja awesome

more awesome than regular awesome, to a higher degree of awesome than the average member of society, of or having a high ninjaucity

Jason Kowalski is ninja awesome.
The Philadelphia Eagles are not ninja awesome.

by jKOWAL: master of mayhem November 9, 2005

Mormon Ninja

Person of the Mormon Faith who excellls in everything they do and has above average or superior skills in most anything they do. from athletics, music, work, and everything else.

He is such a mormon ninja. everything he does he is good at.

"you can't beat a mormon ninja at anything"

by Id_spud May 26, 2008