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refill ninja

Someone who jumps to the front of the line at a fast food restaurant counter to get their drink refilled before the person they have cut has a chance to place an order.
"Dude, I was about to order a number 7 at Taco Bell, when this refill ninja totally cut in front of me. It happened so fast I didn't have time to react."
by Bad Obnauticus November 12, 2009
mugGet the refill ninjamug.

Rape Ninja

The act of one stalking another and then randomly humping that person because you think it is funny and then suddenly running or sneaking off like an average pedobear .
Dude1 : did you see what Erick did yesterday !?

Dude2 : No , what'd he do ?

Dude1 : He like totally came up behind this chick and started dry humping her . We checked to see if the girl was okay and then I looked up and saw him dipset around the corner .

Dude2 : Hahaha , Eicks a Rape Ninja .
by midnightmyst April 12, 2011
mugGet the Rape Ninjamug.

Toilet Ninja

Mainly corporate personell who go to great lengths at avoiding being seen taking a crap at the workplace toilet
" Hey Bob I felt something whiz by me while I was taking a piss, weird"
"Oh that was most likely Phil, he doesn't like people seeing come out of the crapper, he's a toilet Ninja"
by The Firezombie June 24, 2008
mugGet the Toilet Ninjamug.

ninja farts

Silent, butt supremely smelly flatulence.
I love to release my ninja farts when I am standing on the diving board before a dive. It really fucks up the next competitor.

I also love to release my ninja farts while getting my salad tossed by a male prostitute.
by Gregg Loogyanus November 28, 2006
mugGet the ninja fartsmug.

ninja foot

The effect produced by a woman's tight clothes conforming to the shape of her vulva. Often seen in bathing suits, or other spandex-like form fitting clothing. Named for the phenomenon's visual resemblance to the stockinged foot of a ninja wearing sandals.

See also: wordcamel toe/word
by Ninja Bob June 20, 2003
mugGet the ninja footmug.

ninja awesome

more awesome than regular awesome, to a higher degree of awesome than the average member of society, of or having a high ninjaucity
Jason Kowalski is ninja awesome.
The Philadelphia Eagles are not ninja awesome.
by jKOWAL: master of mayhem November 9, 2005
mugGet the ninja awesomemug.

Mormon Ninja

Person of the Mormon Faith who excellls in everything they do and has above average or superior skills in most anything they do. from athletics, music, work, and everything else.
He is such a mormon ninja. everything he does he is good at.

"you can't beat a mormon ninja at anything"
by Id_spud May 26, 2008
mugGet the Mormon Ninjamug.

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