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Myspace Valentine

1. n. My-spAce VAL-eN-TINE - One or more persons who meet each other on Myspace right before Valentines Day, and begin dancing with their words in a mutual-virtual-romantic-awareness...

--The reason for becoming a Myspace Valentine and not a REAL Valentine is because, although the two individuals are infatuated with each other, they are physically incapable of having an actual face-to-face meeting, due to constraints of geography/time/money/etc. - thus resulting in a humorous approach, where one of them asks the other if (she) will be (his) Myspace Valentine, obviously because (he) is interested in (her). Ahem.

2. n. -- Not simply a scapegoat or a "cushion" if you will for not having a REAL relationship, and definitely nothing to be regarded as "shallow" because of it's immediate relation to "Myspace"

--Anyone with a decent I.Q. or a soul would note the authenticity and sincerity of a Myspace Valentine, seeing as how it carries an intriguing aura of mysterious energy, which also leaves open a positive future outlook of

"possibly something more"

This seems very comical at first... but then becomes absurdly real... later.

Good luck my Urban Addictionary word-smiths. Have a Happy Myspace Valentines Day!
1. "Aww! Of course I will be your MySpace Valentine. Nobody has ever asked me that before…you will be a FIRST! (Well, nor have I ever poetically DUELED anyone before either…I must admit that was kind of HOT –and also a FIRST" said Kristi right before her and Bryan began engaging in one of the most timeless virtual-kisses the imagination and Myspace had ever witnessed..."

2. Bryan began day-dreaming about his My Space Valentine and wondered if she was thinking the same thoughts he was... and even began checking his Myspace account with periodical interest, just in case.
by Bryan's Brain February 14, 2008
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Myspace Roleplay

A place for RPing whores. Some males even take on the role of a female and vice versa. Most edit anime pictures that are ecchi and whore-like. These kids are around the ages of 11-15 and 37-59 to recent studies.
For Myspace Roleplay, say you hypothetically have a friend named Kevin, he shall rp as a girl, say....Sakura. He/she shall edit pictures of his RP character, Sakura, being a whore.
by IkutoFTW!! March 24, 2008
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myspace whoring

myspace whoring is looking at your friend's friends pages and reading their comments. basically, being a nosy cunt and spying on people with myspace as a weapon. this can also include people going through a person's entire picture comments
allow me to browse through this comment conversation over myspace between mr x and mrs y, it seems like a lil sumpin sumpin is happening between them. i am myspace whoring
by ciara_miara December 19, 2006
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myspace man

either you are saying (i love goin on myspace man) or...my space man is going to mars today
already in definition myspace man or my space man is going to mars
by pango1476245 August 2, 2006
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Myspace Mexican

A fat mexican who goes on myspace in the library and comments on ugly to mediocre girls pages "damn fine ass as usual" and then itch their ass.
Myspace Mexican : "Damn fine ass as us-"
Me : SHUTUP!
by Nose Licker May 14, 2011
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MySpace Meet

Meeting someone on a social networking site, such as MySpace, Facebook, or Twitter
Hey, it's nice to MySpace Meet you!
by Allizard07 July 2, 2009
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myspace oriented

when a guy or girl are always on myspace to see what their boyfriend or girlfriends myspace says and gets either pissed and/or any other feelings just because of something on someones myspace page
Steve: Dude i got rid of my top friends list on myspace now my girlfriend is mad at me cuz she not on the list

Scoot: Yea she sounds kinda crazy and myspace oriented to me, probably time to break up before some girl comments your picture and she gets jealous
by calaburrito July 10, 2009
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