Minge Mayo

Vaginal Excretion the day after fornication.

Bloody hell, the minge mayo from last night just ran down my leg!

by CGJR December 15, 2025

Minge

A Minge is actually a synonym for the name Wesley Purchase

"Oh you know Wesley purchase, heard he's quite a minge"

by Sssssminge.com January 25, 2026

the mange

unattractively unkept, dirty, or deranged. it may but doesn't necessarily have to encompass the scientifically-recognized communicable skin disease by the same name.

Jenna: check out the guy over by the bar

Alex: you mean the one with the crooked teeth, unwashed hair, and putrid body odor?

Jenna: yeah, he's got that scruffy look to him

Alex: un-uh. he's definitely got the mange. i wouldn't let him ruffie me if his last name was Darcy AND he had a british accent.

by the nexus January 14, 2009

pretzel mange

a rare scalp disorder caused by bleaching the hair may cause u to become a dumb mother fucker with pink or blonde spikey hair. may also have a skull tatoos pop up that have no meaning and sticks needles in his ass and drives a broke ass taurus with gay skulls all over it and has large, some may say huge love handles and looks like lance bass

omg dude look at that lance bass on steroids lookin mo fucker. god I hate him. he must have pretzel mange

by Dr. chig wung August 27, 2009

War Minge

The use of the minge in a destructive or meanacing way.

Girl 1: That guy's an asshole.
Girl 2: Yeah....release the war minge!!

or like that in the movie "Teeth"

by EmmaWilly September 22, 2010

Gingey-minge

A red-headed slut, or a redheaded girl with red pubes.

Gonna go to the rehead festival to pick up some gingey-minge!

by Jlitjosh December 27, 2010

chas menges

A published notice of a death, sometimes with a brief biography of the deceased.

Did you see that Chas Menges in the paper today? So sad =

by bananaramma2012 September 7, 2012