Muffin

A chick who wears tight pants and small shirts so her belly hangs out like a muffin top.

I can't believe you hit that, she is a total Muffin

by Industrialprophet.com November 16, 2002

The Muffin Man

A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.

J: Hey, let's go cockblock the Muffin Man!
L: Block what?

by Juke McKones May 29, 2011

Dirty Muffin

During intercourse, when a woman defecates on a man's scrotum after anal sex; Therefore turning his testicles into a feces flavored snack.

The old man's dirty muffin was devoured by the crack whore.

by Allen Schmidt August 2, 2004

muffins

A term used when something does not go your way, you forgot something, you lost something, or can't find something.

Often used as an expression of frustration. Can be substituted instead of a curse word in front of children.

Aww muffins, I forgot her birthday was today!

I can't find my keys! MUFFINS!

by Shark Farts March 18, 2010

Wobble Muffin

A wobbling muffin

I'm eating a Wobble Muffin.

by Prendy October 16, 2008

buttered her muffin

To no longer be a virgin. Mentioned in Mean Girls by Jason

I buttered her muffin yeaterday and she got AIDS (oops!)
IS your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?

by B. P. June 27, 2007

muffing

forcefully placing the female genitals over the mouth/nose.

He needs a good muffing.

by BC Ted August 9, 2003