a bird man that cheats on everyone he's with, and is far too ugly to cheat, or get any girls, and sucks at lacrosse.
by William WONG January 27, 2007

Someone who watches e-sports online and leaves ridiculous comments on the stream. These comments range from sexist and/or racist comments to self-aggrandizement. These people are often looked down upon for talking trash but never actually participating in e-sports tournaments.
by nolemite July 2, 2012

When a buddy of yours stays over on the couch and you run your knee's across the top of them while screaming "MONSTER TRUCK"!!
by soda-POP77 February 18, 2009

Its the kinda thing that makes u just say..Holy Shit!!!!! Its one of the most repulsive pussies around.
by Funny Guy September 24, 2005

by Brett Watson February 25, 2006

Mr. Jizzman better cut down on the amount of pussy he's been eating or he'll turn into the Coochee Monster!
I can tell that the coochie monster was here recently 'cause all the ladies walk kinda funny now.
I can tell that the coochie monster was here recently 'cause all the ladies walk kinda funny now.
by Admiral von Bitchslapp May 6, 2009

The evil entity that comes to women once a month, resulting in said female becoming the biggest bitch of the best.
by Himawari Takami December 18, 2008
