A Super Smash Bros festivity in that every monday, you must play as Donkey Kong, no matter the circumstances.
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Get the Monkey Molesterer mug.don’t open my monkey closet i said to the guy he did and he got eaten to death and died and there was blood
by aceofspad3s December 31, 2021
Get the monkey closet mug.Someone who eats like an animal. They chew with their mouth open, crunch loudly, talk with their mouth open, and are completely oblivious that they do it.
by Mikizzle May 1, 2006
Get the crunch monkey mug.Combining the BuzzLightYear and Monkey Face gives you the monkey in space. Shave your pubic region and fill a fish bowl with the hair. At the top of a flight of stairs, while fornicating your lover doggy style, when your just about to cum, take it out of her, and smack her in the head. When she gets pissed and turns around, cum on her face, shove the fishbowl over her head and shove her down the stairs while waving a laser pointer around and screaming "TO INFINITE AND BEYOND!!"
The girl will be massively confused, trying to stop falling, and trying to clean her now hairy face, but the fishbowl will keep her from getting at it. While falling she'll resemble a monkey in space!
The girl will be massively confused, trying to stop falling, and trying to clean her now hairy face, but the fishbowl will keep her from getting at it. While falling she'll resemble a monkey in space!
by Nikki Noo Noo December 13, 2010
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Get the Grating the monkey mug.A poop that has the consistancy of chillie the next morning after having a long night of drinking. its similer to beer shits but way way way worse.
"Dude Tom, last night was hella crazy and im hung over as shit how do you feel?"
"man im just on the toilet making a sludge monkey and its awfull.
"man im just on the toilet making a sludge monkey and its awfull.
by god sammit January 26, 2011
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