Psycho Mom

A psycho mom is the type of mom who hates her daughters. Defends her sons regardless of what sick twisted crap they do. The type of mom who says things like " I have to critisize and put down my children so they know what they have done wrong", "you are imaginating things", "Whoowerr" " I can understand why someone would beat you" "you are asbusing me" (note: spelling mistakes are not mistakes that is ACTUALLY what she says).
She lays on the couch eating (yes, while laying down) and doesn't feed anyone else. Goes out for take out as long as someone will drive her claiming there's no food she can eat but tells the kids cook themselves dinner. " There is food there for you, it is just I can not eat it"
She yells at people when they are not even there. You may think she is on the phone speaking with someone and then "ring" the phone starts ringing causing you to question her grip on reality.
Generally neglectful towards childrens need especially female children. Verbally abusive, has mental breakdown on regular basis, has not shaved her head yet but who knows what the future will hold.

" my Psycho mom was yelling at my dad for 45 mins one day"
"Whatever, my mom does that all the time"
" yea but my dad was at a movie with my brother the whole time with no phone what-so-ever."

by SurreyWhaaaaaat February 24, 2010

muscle mom

A phenomenon in which women who are repulsed by what childbirth and aging have done to their bodies begin serious weightlifting to regain their former physical beauty. Typically in their thirties, these women often attain levels of fitness, beauty and self-confidence far surpassing anything they enjoyed during their twenties. Revelling in their sleek, rock-hard bodies and being at the age of peak female sexuality, they are some of the most exuberant and overtly sensual women.

Jeff: Did you see the sculpted abs and smokin bubble butt on Ashley's mother?
LJ: Word. A truly outstanding muscle mom.

by Romeo Foxtrot February 2, 2007

Jeff's mom

1.Hoker who works outside Dick's
2.Jeff Hiets mom

Don't go downtown alone, u'll look like Jeff's mom

by Lt. Ass VE Hump March 4, 2005

ur mom

Something that can be said as an answer to everything, it can also replace a noun in a sentence. You can also turn around a few words from the last sentence said and add ''ur mom'' somewhere.

Note how when used, it will cause the person you're talking with to automaticaly have sexual thoughts about his mother.

Random: yeah it's a bit tight
You: ur mom is tight

Random: i'm eating buffalo wings, it's dirty as I type but I really like wings
You: ur mom like it dirty

Random: brb bathroom
Random (several minutes later): back, was a bit long, was out of wiping paper lmao
You: me too but ur mom wiped me

by -Tiamat- February 16, 2008

mom spaghetti

What happens when a italian chef bangs your mom

Yo dude, after last night, your mom has some serious mom spaghetti

by Mummybanger003 January 23, 2017

your mom

Female parent, duh. Doesn't anybody know that.

Your mom is so nice.

by Golferbc October 31, 2017

Soccer mom

A middle-upper class female who is 30-50 years old and constantly getting massages and other shit to try to look younger and sexier so their corporate husband stops screwing his secretary. Always , and i cant stress this more ALWAYS seen driving a huge-ass SVU in which a mile of gas is equal to a fuckin' flight trip from Washington D.C to Australia, usually responsible for accidents and wars over oil such as the Iraq War.Seen driving with a huge-mega-fuck size cup of coffee and blaberring publicly on her new phone and sliding in anew kidz bop 98887 cd for her kids to listen while driving them to choir and some shit like that . These abominations are responsible for ESRB, FCC, kidz bop and the Smile of a Child Network. Usually Christian and 99.9% Catholic, always bitchin' that catholism is the best religon to other Christians such as Baptists and Orthodox. Their world revoles around their kids usually named "Britney" or "Biff"- perfect little angels.The kids are usually forced to watch the Smile of a Child network, listen to Radio Disney.Always overprotected and usually never heard of the word "internet" and never watched fox because of their damn v-chip that their stupid-ass soccer mom was trying to figure out for 2 years. The kids grow up either to continue the horrid cycle or to become hardcore atheists and heroin junkies.

Example1

Dude1:Ya, im baptist dude.
Dude2:Ya, well thats fine with me
SOCCERMOM: WELL JESUS WAS CATHOLIC.
Dude1:No , he was christian dumb bitch.

Example2

Dude1: Wow , the new DeathShitMetal CD is out
Dude2:HOLY CRAP! only 9.99!
Dude1:Im'ma buy this shit now
SOCCERMOM: Excuse, what did you say young man?
-both guys have soundproof headphones on-
-soccer mom rips headphones off and says-
SOCCERMOM: IM TELLING YOUR MOTHERS , LISTEN TO SOMETHING GOOD LIKE CELINE DION
Dude1:No way, that bitch makes my ears bleed.
-soccermom covers kids ears-
Soccermom:How dare you say those things around my kids!
-guys pull out AK-47s and wipe out the whole soccer mom population-

by awsomeo2000 February 17, 2009