Minging

a post jelq technique to limit one's desire to edge and or goon. The action involves inserting your recently jelqed penis into your own asshole. A Christmas ornament or bell must then be attached to the shaft of your penis to help deter from gooning/edging.

"Dude I just can't stop gooning. It's ruining relationships in my life."

"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"

by Sawseh March 6, 2024

hamster's minge

Not caring at all, not remotely interested

I couldn't give a hamster's minge about how Gregg Wallace will vote in the election

by Ramses III March 22, 2024

ming doyle

Neil cicieregas/lemon demons amazing wife

Person: hey did u know Neil cicierega is married to ming Doyle?

by Spiritphonefan March 28, 2024

Office minge

Smelly odour from a girls poontang after a hard day at the office
Female version of chefs arse

Coworker asks what’s that smell? Probably my office minge, it’s been a long day

by Paula Droopy tits July 9, 2021

Minge

A Minge is actually a synonym for the name Wesley Purchase

"Oh you know Wesley purchase, heard he's quite a minge"

by Sssssminge.com January 25, 2026