Daylight Savings Mind

Confusion caused by Daylight Savings Time kicking in, resulting in you showing up early or late to a regularly scheduled Sunday event.

Daggumit. I can't believe I arrived an hour early. Must be Daylight Savings Mind.

by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015

Jedi mind trick

Use verbal instructions to prevent somebody from noticing very obvious facts.

"There are WMDs in Iraq",

by j/k January 19, 2004

mind the ruddy gap!!

Used as a taunt/warning call prior to the action of sticking ones leg out with the aim of tripping a colleague up. Not necessarily to make him fall completely over but just for him or her to break stride rhythm and look like a "twat" in front of tidy snatches or rugby jocks they are trying to impress. Scream this at the top of your voice before the fatal trip.

*walking along when suddenly

"mind the ruddy gap!!!"

*person stumbles slightly and everyone mocks them/calls them a cunt

by juliobug23 November 26, 2013

Sick Minded Gang

Sick Minded or sometimes Sicc minded Gang from Central California that traveled to Phoenix , Nevada and New Mexico. They where black and blue and wear alot of clothing that involves the letter G.

A-Where u from?
G- Sick Minded Gang

by Dub Gee September 13, 2020

Human Hive Mind

The process of destroying individuality in the name of a single encompassing human consciousness. Commonly believed to lead to the end of all conflict, famine, genocide, and artistic expression.

"Within the next 10 years, humans will have evolved into the sustainable human hive mind species which will no longer possess self-destructive tendencies. It will however no longer see a use for artistic expression and beauty will lose all meaning."

by VincentKav April 2, 2017

mind me dog

In the days of large crowds in the terraces at football matches and the queue for the peanut seller and toilets, this was a way of getting the people in front of you to part and so advance your way through.

We are not getting through this lot for a piss anytime soon, let's try this "Mind Me dog"

by ErictheDog September 25, 2022

Open Minded Baker

A female baker that derives her baking ability from receiving oral sex. Her full power is achieved after 32 consecutive hours of the act.

Xavierella has issues with job security due to her need for constant cunnilingus, but this is the price you pay for being an open minded baker. The cookies she bakes for subway cause instant orgasm.

by EntrancingBear February 8, 2021