mentard

opposite of a mentor . one who dispenses poor or ignorant advice.

my boss is my mentard at work

by kize September 4, 2010

Mentally Annoying

A person who is a few cards short of a full deck to the point of being very annoying.

Is your Dad mentally retarded?
No, he is just mentally annoying.

by DictatorTuna August 21, 2011

mental jukebox

the effect of a random song playing in your head for no reason, often followed by another song completely unrelated to the first, much like a jukebox on random

Guy 1:Why the hell was Rick Astley just playing in my head? I haven't heard any of his songs for ages! I had Slayer playing before that! Wtf!?

Guy 2: Mental jukebox mate

by TomD4Eva June 12, 2012

mentally progressive

A term coined by conservatives to encompass a wide range of extremely progressive ideologies, such as the liberal movement to destigmatize pedophilia. It is a clever combination of "mental disorder" and "radical progressiveness".

Huffpost ran the article "pedophilia is no longer always a mental disorder". That is so far out there that it's mentally progressive.

by Sunesetting June 29, 2017

Mental Stability

A stage of the mind that can only achieved when you are an extrovert dead or eating pineapple on pizza.

Is that how a mentally stable person thinks?

Mental stability

by Groudon uses groul July 8, 2018

Mental constipation

When you have the inability to give a sh*t at a said moment

Friend 1- Dude i just broke the car window
Friend 2- i have mental constipation with your problem

by Kinkycutlhu669 July 12, 2018

Mental midget

You see a movie about a serial killer who thinks he's ugly or disfigured, but never a movie about a guy who's not short, but is convinced he's a midget. A guy with a napoleon complex that shouldn't be there.

The yellow dragon was a mental midget who preyed on tall people even though he wasn't short. He also was convinced he was a coward.

by Solid Mantis August 6, 2019