Mexican Bean Mash

The act of cooking refried beans inside a Hispanic woman’s anal cavity utilizing a penis wrapped in a tin foil condom

Sabrina: ay carambà Juanito and I just whipped up the spiciest Mexican Bean Mash

Guadalupe: ¡que Mierda!

by OfficiallyDrDubious June 25, 2025

Northern Ireland Potato Mash

when an irish person shoves a potato up someone else’s ass and nuts in it and then spins their cock around similar to the “Wisconsin Butter Churner” to make mashed potatoes. Serves 2-4 people.

Yo wanna do the northern ireland potato mash tonight and watch futa??

by anonymous January 13, 2026

Adding Flour to a Liquid Mashed Potato

When you make a big mistake

There things never do and adding flour to a liquid mashed potato is one of them.

-Gordon Ramsay 2011

by Ahadi2011 July 4, 2025

Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.

Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"

by Clatyn April 19, 2024