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subcritical mask

The look on someone's face who is keeping their composure despite the fuckery they are enduring; the composed face of a person who hasn't quite been pissed off to the point that they blow up at someone
Fast food workers have to maintain their composure and don their best subcritical mask when dealing with the river of stupidity spewing from the mouths of Karens and Kevins daily
by AlienMindTrick2 November 14, 2023
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New Jersey Sleep Mask

the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.
"I'm sorry I accidently gave you a New Jersey Sleep Mask during your nap."

"I was at work."
by MoshJentos January 17, 2024
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Mask-charades

Using accentuated hand gestures to convey what your saying because you’re wearing a Covid mask.
The bartender and I were both wearing masks and she could couldn’t hear me over the music so I had to figure out how to sign gin and tonic in mask-charades.
by Jaded Hymens November 26, 2023
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South Georgia Mud Mask

Unloading cum into one's asshole then having them shit it out onto your face. Then wearing said concoction on your face.
"Man I can't wait for Jessica to shit my cum on my face to give me a good ole South Georgia Mud Mask"
by Frostyfries December 15, 2022
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Ass mask

The act of shoving a hose in a 420 friendly friend's ass and blowing smoke up their ass then removing the hose and shotgunning it into your mouth
Me and my buddy were giving other ass mask hits and we were so lit
by M.F.Hardy August 1, 2017
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Double eyed mask

Someone who is always anonymous and quiet and never talks about anything about themselves at all. They often wear masks or bags with two eye holes in them, which is where this term originats namesake from.
She’s definitely a double eyed mask cause she doesn’t talk about anything about her life. She’s been quiet for quite a while and I want to ask her what’s happening with her but she won’t say anything. I am scared and worried for her and I want to help her somehow.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
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Mask of Victory

After giving head, she insists on wearing the Mask of Victory
by Blaster65 September 11, 2018
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