Jumped in my Grave

The act of highjacking someones seat without their knowledge, usually when they are hitting the shitter.

Dude, I got to take a dump and come back and you jumped in my grave!

by BT3100 April 23, 2010

White Guys Jumping

a very humorous Oxymoron

hey did you see white guys jumping? looks like someone mustve bought a trampoline

by nig00h May 06, 2006

jump off the g4

get off my dick, command for dick riders to dismount the g4

1) Caz: "Then fools stay jockin my shit"

Al: "Tell them niggas jump off the g4"

by caz money August 07, 2007

jumping the plasma grenade

Similar to jumping the grenade whereby your wing man distracts the unattractive friend so you can hit on the attractive one, only in this case the unattractive friend is severely mentally and/or physically handicapped.

His wing man, valiantly jumping the plasma grenade, endured drool and stiff upper limbs so that he could chat up her caregiver.

by Yabadass June 12, 2013

Double jump nut

When you jump and then nut to jump higher

Similar to double jumping in Mario but you nut instead

Kid 1: yo our ball is stuck up on the roof
Kid 2: I got got you all I have to do is double jump nut

by Crill March 09, 2020

Texas Jump Josh

When you jump a person named Josh after someone pays you money to do so

I can’t hang out today I have a Texas Jump Josh to do

by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021

dump n jump

A crude yet surprisingly effective method of contraception in which a male ejaculates into a female and makes her do jumping jacks afterward until all of the semen has exited her body

Jane was out of bc pills so I had to hit her with the ole dump n jump last night!

by JackOffAllTrades95 June 01, 2019