Jasmine

Loyal asf

She is so jasmine

by Princess432 January 23, 2023

Jasmine

TFT player

"Are you Jasmine?"
"How did you know I play TFT?"

by ball and balls March 7, 2023

Jasmine

Jasmine is a very unique type of person. Her favourite phrase is "your Mum" and she is really horny for dick. She is the gayest bitch you will ever come across, however, she is honestly the most funniest, kindest most beautiful girl as well. You should always cherish the Jasmine that you have as they are so different from the rest. She is also a good driver. Pro tip hide your Mums, cause she'll find them and bang them.

Friend: "Hi Jasmine, how are you going?"
Jasmine: "Your Mum"

by FunnyTeHeHe March 8, 2023

jasmine

something that a jasmine would do.
or a deer that looks like jasmine

that is so jasmine

by missjasmine March 14, 2023

Jasmine

Jasmine is a name given to stupid people and they always look dumb and they are so slowwwwwwwwww. She is the ugliest human being to step on the planet they always say that they are beautiful and pretty but actually they are a monstrosity walking on earth.

"Is that Jasmine?"
"Yeah, i thought that was an obese alien!"

by anonymous April 15, 2023

Jasmine

Jasmine is someone who will make you feel depressed

Jasmine is so depressed

by Mivv April 25, 2023

Jasmingland

A country where a Jasmine is a ruler. These places will soon lead to world domination and world conquering (in a peaceful way of course). Secretary’s will be necessary. YOU ARE REVERED AMONG EVERYONE IF YOU ARE LEFT-HANDED BECAUSE IT IS A DYING GENE 🧬 (WELL NOT REALLY, JUST SUPER RARE)

Jasmingland is the best country in the world.

I’m moving to Jasmingland next week.

by jesuisleCH May 24, 2023