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Italian

(N)- One who posseses a great deal of irrational anger; one who is easily infuriated; one who yeilds an extreme amount of self and national pride; one with dark hair, a mustache, a large stomach, and a great deal of body hair.
(Adj)- Having a low level of tolerance; having extreme and seemingly irrational anger; having an extreme level of respect and interest for the country of Italy; being covered in dark, coarse body hair.
(V)- To lash out on someone verbally or physically as an expression of anger or as a means to assert dominance.
The Italian lashed out on his wife for forgetting to display an Italian flag on the wall at meal-time.

Dude, my dad went all Italian on me after he saw that I got all F's on my report card.

Hey, lets go Italian that French punk over there until he cries.
by Gordo0001 January 16, 2009
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greasy assed italian mofo

basically a person who is italian and enjoys italain showers
"Friggin Filice, what a greasy assed italian mofo!"
by tamantha forsythia December 25, 2003
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Italian Coathanger

It's when the girl is on all fours and the guy is doing a handstand doing doggystyle on her.
"After making her bleed last night with an italian coathanger, my arms were tired"
by Robert Pan May 22, 2006
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Italian Curse

Italian men average about 5'5 to 5'9, and tend to have smaller genital parts. So they try to compensate that with wearing flashy close and expensive cars!
Look at that car, oh never mind, look hes italian you know hes only driving that because he has the italian curse and is trying to make up for his small package!
by pstar692002 January 7, 2010
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italian

italians are filthy greasy womanizers who cant even go to the library and pry open a book with their little sausage fingers and see the beauty of other cultures instead of stereotypically judging all of them. stupid wop dagos.
Italian: you fucking looking at me?
by BlueScholar March 20, 2010
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Italian Job

A hand job given in the same manner and with the same delicacy that one sips a cup of espresso. Better if accompanied by a pinky-ring, thus an Italian Job.
Yo! Bitch worked my nob like she was hitting an after dinner espresso, must have thought she was giving an Italian Job.
by Dave Morrison February 6, 2008
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Italiandance

music originating from italo house spruced up and made faster, places playing this music were venue, zone, hacketts to name a few this music totally out ranks any other music of the 90's although most listeners are now in their late 20's early 30's it has become an expensive hobby buying italian vinyl. Big up DJ John G!!!
"Im going to the venue to listen to some italiandance, oh shit no i cant it burned down! oh man what am i gonna do???"
by angelj August 22, 2006
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