Butt Cookie

1. A cookie that has lost its sweet flavor due to the submergence of ass juices.
2. a word used to describe a person that is not liked in any way.

1. Hell no I am not eating that butt cookie.
2. No wonder he has no friends, he is a butt cookie.

by Rhal426 May 24, 2009

Cookie Monster

Someone who gets alot of pussy.

Guy 1: Dude did you fuck that girl last night?
Guy 2: Hell yeah I did, you know how I roll.
Guy1: You are such a cookie monster man.

by Nigga Mayne December 6, 2010

Foreskin Cookie

Like a fortune cookie, but made from a dehydrated foreskin instead of a cookie. Some studies indicate that as many as one in 30 fortune cookies may not be a cookie at all but actually just a crusty foreskin. Fortune cookie manufacturers are able to sneak this fact past consumers as many people fail to percieve any difference between a foreskin and a cookie. However, many culinary connoisseurs swear by the foreskin cookie, hailing it as superior to the common fortune cookie. Foreskin cookies are even a delicacy in many Asian cultures. According to ancient Chinese legend, the fortunes found in foreskin cookies combine to form a secret prophecy from Confucius himself.

I got Chinese take-out last night and it came with a foreskin cookie. It was exquisite.

by myno April 5, 2015

jesus cookies

a sarcatic way of answering the question "what r u eating?"

"Joe, what are you eating?"
"Jesus cookies"

by bob saget lova January 11, 2009

cookie monster

Someone who likes take (munch) alot of bikkies,pills,ecstasy especially over a short period of time. Ie a weekend, Tom had 8 pills starting on friday night and took his last on Sunday morning.

"Tom you're a total cookie monster"

by feefifo December 14, 2008

cookie dumpling

eating out a girl when she takeing a shit

licky shity putang yea cookie dumpling

by thurston howell March 22, 2008

Cookie fart

queeffartvaginapussyair noun. Another name for Queef. More polite and child like, it portrays an image of air escaping from that majical place between a girl's legs which is velvety to the touch.

Mary giggled so hard that a cookie fart escaped her to her tittering surprise!

by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008