Raped My Ears

When someone talks continually, and doesn't shut up...to the point that you feel as though your ears have been violated.

Kay just raped my ears!!! Doesn't she know that no means no?! Shut up already!!

by MILF Tittts June 15, 2014

rabbit ear tits

when your tits are narrow at the top, round at the bottom and hang flat down to your belly button

did you see tessa take her top off last night? damned if she didn't have some rabbit ear tits.

by the stank pit July 16, 2009

One Eared Elephant

The One Eared Elephant is a maneuver in which a man turns one pant pocket inside-out while simultaneously exposing his penis through the zipper of said pants.

Have you ever seen a one eared elephant? Do you want to?

by jawbutt_teh_nutt February 13, 2008

Rabbit ears

Being Broke, no money, pockets empty

Can I borrow 5 dollars? I got rabbit ears

by Bigdobe34 July 12, 2016

Flesh Ear-phones

Flesh Ear-phones is a term used for when a woman is sitting on a mans' face during oral sex and her thighs surround his head, smothering sound like ear-phones do. Sometimes, this term is dramatized by saying that the oral sex lasted for so long that the person giving it is for a long time unable to hear.

Perry: " Dude have you been listening to me?!"
Frank: " Sorry man, I went down on Judy last night and I got flesh ear-phones"

by Frankietown October 24, 2009

ear exploder 9000

A song that makes you deaf

Timmy put on Ear Exploder 9000, and we both went deaf.

by That_Random_Snake November 13, 2017

BACON TO MY EARS

BACON TO MY EARS

When you hear a great song on the radio, and you love bacon, this phrase is appropriate. Similar to organasm of the mouth, or fiesta in your mouth, when you eat something especially delicious.

Wow, that song is bacon to my ears!
Yeah, I can smell, taste, and hear it sizzling now!

by suzcruz January 22, 2010