flacid tube

When your cock is flacid but hard enought to be half stiff like a cardboard tube for paper towels

Dude i got a flacid tube in my pants

by Jack niclox May 2, 2014

Tube Herding

When a woman mitigates multiple male companions or the act of maintaining multiple intimate relationships with two or more men. (See Chicken Juggling for the masculine equivalent)

Her talents for deception, and need for attention; had cursed her forever and always to be, a tube herding manipulator.

by DamianoDalia November 17, 2017

Tube Nautique

A usually very large, but always very expensive wake or surf boat, that's never used for anything except playing loud music. Might pull a kid on a tube. Or annually at best, an intoxicated adult or two.

Don't worry about making a wake on those boaters. That Tube Nautique isn't doing anything.

by iseverypseudoymnusedup August 30, 2023

cougar tube

A cougar tube is the dick of a man that is 10 years younger than a specific woman that is 40 and over.

I met this woman at a club and realized all she wanted was my cougar tube.

by Leftcoast3333 September 6, 2016

YOU TUBE POOP

A VIDEO ON YOU TUBE WHERE SOMEONE'S WORDS ARE MIXED. THEIR FACE MIGHT ALSO BE MIXED!

Joe Biden is expected to be the second President of You Tube Poop, since Donald Trump was the best actor and wasn't reelected.

by J_4_S_2_H_0 April 7, 2021

skank-tubing

Any lewd and/or indecent sexual act with a female of ill-repute. Then proudly bragging about it.

Oh man, you know that nasty chick Lischa? I went skank-tubing with her last night! She even let me give her a bismarck!!

by the29thSoldier January 28, 2010

Groove Tube

a bong, the grooviest of groovy mechanisms.

pass me the groove tube dude

by Eyezig October 17, 2008