Halloweenie

The genitalia of a male skeleton (females have a hallowenus). Although many will argue that this is impossible for a skeleton to have a hallowenie as a weenie “does not have bones”, this is obviously a lie created by the government.

Spooky girl A: “OMG did you see Jeff’s Halloweenie? It is sooooo big!”
Spooky girl B: “IKR, that guy is so hot”

by Mr_PP October 30, 2019

Hello Neighbor

when a man is fucking a woman doggy style his friend hides in the closet, naked and ready to take his place. The friend sneaks out and switches with the original fucker of the woman. While the second man continues to screw the lady from behind the first one sneaks outside to the window which the woman is facing. He looks in and waves causing the woman to be extremely confused due to the fact that the man who she thought was destroying her from behind is now smiling and waving to her from outside.

Dude, me and Johnny totally messed with my ex girlfriend last night!

Really?
Yeah, we gave her the old Hello Neighbor

by rowdyhowdy November 3, 2010

Hallowean

1. (v)the act of making your kids realize that once the Halloween candy is gone, the "goodie" supply in the house will decrease abrubtly.

2.(n) the zombie like state induced in children by crashing following a sugar rush of Halloween candy.

1. Tommy is almost out of candy and I'm going to have to hallowean him off sweets.

2 I can't get Lisa to go to outside and play because she is suffering from hallowean.

by Davywankenobi June 3, 2009

Halloween

a certain time of the year when slags decide it is completley appropriate to dress in virtually nothing even when small children are out at the same time

small child: why is that girl only wearing her pants?

adult: its because its halloween

by nahomo October 30, 2011

Halloween

The one day of the year the girls that dress like sluts all year long actually TRY to dress like sluts.

"I don't know how the Hottie in Purchasing gets away with dressing like she does. It's not Halloween every day."
"Yeah. I feel sorry for the street walkers cause what can they wear to stand out from the high school girls?"

by uberliberal October 31, 2011

Hello

Hello world!

Hello world!

by Jeremar October 24, 2015

Hello

A song by Adele that you will somehow hear, no matter what. This song will make you regret cheating on your girlfriend/boyfriend, even if you've never been in a relationship. Good luck with that!

Hello? It's me

I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
To go over everything
They say that time's suppose to heal you

But I ain't done much healing
Hello? Can you hear me?
I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be when we were younger and free
I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet

Ther's such a difference between us and a million miles
Hello from the other side
I must've called a thousand times
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done but it don't matter

It clearly doesn't tear you apart
Etc...
Adele Someone like you

by throwdy mouth January 28, 2016