Hard Shoulder

The action of gently placing male genitalia onto the shoulder of an, often, unsuspecting recipient. Normally with intent to seduce

"Wow, I can't believe Gian gave him the hard shoulder..."

by gianluca_campanile June 23, 2017

hard copy

a paper copy of a document, as opposed to one stored on a computer

by beebee October 29, 2003

hard as balls

Hard as balls

"I wasn't expecting that to be so hard" "How hard?" "Hard as balls"

by coldpizzatiedyeshirts July 28, 2016

Hard eggs

An obscure and dicy act that, while during lovemaking, (presumably in a normal position) pressure is applied to the abdomen of the female partner (ovaries, hence the "eggs") in quick bursts with the hands.

I gave my bitch some hard eggs last week. Pounded down a natty while she recovered afterward. It was chill.

by RippinOnNC January 25, 2011

Hard as HELL

a phrase that means C-Jay... (do not mess with), (strong)

OMG DID YOU KNOW C-JAY IS HARD AS HELL?!

by IHAVESUGMA5ma5her October 21, 2018

hard nut

a dry penis, when you haven't washed it

Look at his hard nuts!

by h2008 August 28, 2018

Too hard

An Atlanta slang for clean, fresh, nice, etc.

Damn that’s that new 2019 Charger ain’t it? That mf too hard.

by SheedH October 23, 2019