Apathy Hat

A fuzzy, warm hat with earflaps used to forcibly reject/ignore the outside world. Seen on eurotrash in France, usually cheap knock-off hunting hats. Not always used in an apathetic manner, but due to the innate earmuff-like qualities of the hat, it kinda comes naturally.

Hannargh: Dude, last night was so wicked, we krumped and skanked ALL NIGHT LONG, HELL YES!
Joseph: I'm wearing an Apathy Hat...I can't hear you...

by Brosandi May 25, 2009

Nudist hat

A nudist hat is a hat with pockets, for obvious reasons

Johnson put his wallet in his nudist hat, for the other option was too tight and dry

by Nudist hat conseur December 11, 2017

Crotch Hat

A condom (Latex tube with one opening that prevents pregnancy, almost all the time)

Best Sex EVER last night dude but she wern't on the pill so i had to use a crotch hat so my baby gravy stayed put

by GezJDM February 4, 2009

Scat hat

A shit-covered scalp, often the result of a bowelcony bar being dropped onto someone's head.

David staggered in dazed and confused wearing a scat hat, after someone threw some feaces from a balcony.

by Zonal K August 26, 2019

Under the Hat

A gay man who does want to admit that he is gay.

Slang for gay men who have have not come out yet when referring to each other in the park at night

Hey bro, you under the hat like me?

He was under the hat until his wife found out the truth

by Tetrault March 19, 2013

Riot Hat

A Riot Hat, quite simply, is an outrageous piece of headwear usually worn at an outdoor music festival. Most commonly worn by 20 something males out their face on drink and drugs.

Niall: The Prodigy are on the main stage right now!.

Chris: Get the riot hats on and lets go fucking mental!!.

by theburner September 8, 2010

bunny hat

Gamers who run around in games collecting every single object they can to increase their gaming score. This can also refer to gamers who complete needless quests not relevant to the game play to increase their score. Players who try to achieve every trophy in a game.

Babe, you don't need that. You're just collecting bunny hats.

by SassyMissy October 5, 2013