goon piss

when you have to take a piss really bad so it comes out fast as lightning.

“I gotta take a goon piss.”

by GoonPisser April 26, 2024

Goon Lineage

The Goon Lineage is a group in the Goon Society that has a noted lack of structure, with its members acting much more independently than those in other groups. It accepts any who have nowhere else to goon and have the intent necessary to jelq in such a group. The members take pride in the ranks they receive in jerkmate ranked matches, seeing a lack of goons as proof of cowardice in ranked matches.

Ciken: Have you heard? The Goon Lineage's mentor, Hyper, was exposed for trying mastering the dark technique of the diddy bluds.

Yaaph: This will leave a mark on the Goon Society.

by Yaaph February 14, 2025

Gooning

Putting a mail or a female and a hypnotic transce where as to develop a severe sexual addiction in a short amount of time to lustful images, videos and experiences.

I’m going to creat a gooning instructional video for my followers so that I can manipulate their minds into buying more of my sexual content.

by Psychological Thriller December 27, 2021

Goon to Jackson F Day

Are you lonely and need to goon do it to Jackson he will help and give you Dr Pepper pretty cool

Goon to Jackson F day : To bust on Jackson and Others

by NotTtuck10- August 20, 2025

Moon Gooning

A spiritual ritual where an individual will consume Peyote, cover themselves in elk or buffalo blood, and proceed to goon in the moonlight while wearing an elk, buffalo or moose skull, with the goal of achieving spiritual enlightenment and to convene with the spirits.

I am 10 hours into a Moon Gooning session and I don't know where the fuck I am.

by Chad, Slayer of Thots March 14, 2024

Flicker Gooning

When you flick your penis to ejaculation

I was flicker gooning hardcore last night.

by anonymous March 13, 2025

Goon Slave

A person who is the bitch of another person, acting as a sidekick but more submissive. In some cases, a Goon Slave will take the Goon of the master to their face

"Bro you're actually a fucking Goon Slave for Ethan"

by DCG$ June 7, 2024