A creature shrouded in mystery, it's very name misleads people in search of it. The ass goblin isn't a goblin which resides in the buttocks. But from behind it's façade It does in fact simply spend it's entire existence eating out its own ass. Only taking brief moments to spout out closet narcissism.
Sarah said to Jackson " You're such an Ass Goblin, no one can talk unless you dictate the conversation"
Jackson replied "but you just don't say the right things and this one time when I was a kid...".
Jackson replied "but you just don't say the right things and this one time when I was a kid...".
by Streaks and Marks May 14, 2018
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Get the Nob Goblin mug.A type of cellar-dweller that is characterized by owning a drum set, or some other type of musical instrument, this giving him an overinflated sense of coolness. Behaviors include bragging to people about being hungover at work, and drawing undue attention to their personal appearance (e.g., "check out my sweet, sweet auburn hair!")
Wow, listen to Sean talk about how cool he is just because he plays the drums. He's such a goblin on drums, he still lives with his parents in a room that has carpet on the walls.
by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 23, 2019
Get the Goblin on drums mug.Nig 1: I got a problem my nigga the chick I bang the other night won't stop hmu I get sick of hog goblins my nig she still here
Nig 2: now she won't leave yo black ass my nig?
Nig 1: yezir
Nig 2: damn!
Nig 2: now she won't leave yo black ass my nig?
Nig 1: yezir
Nig 2: damn!
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