the ghost of miami

In Miami, on the coast
There lives a 4 foot 0 ghost
Be careful of his nasty tricks
The master of dives & penalty kicks

Pessidog: "Bro did you hear the ghost of Miami got a hat trick against a bottom table club he's the goat right"
Guy 2: "I watched the match he only scored penalties he got from diving"
The ghost: "camera wowo"
Pessidog: "AHH A GHOST"
Guy 2: "I know how to stop him. Bayern! Bayern! Bayern!

(Ghost runs away)

by PessiPendu August 7, 2023

Ghost Liking

When a user on Facebook "likes" another users comment left on a status without donating their two cents in the actual conversation at hand.

Reasons for this maybe because:

(1) have nothing to contribute to the status.
(2) don't want to receive useless notifications by liking/commenting the actual status or
(3) it was that damn good of a comment and worthy of receiving props.

Chervony: "Molly keeps Ghost Liking the comments I leave on Diaz' status'! It's like she's here with us listening to our every word!"

Ben Dover: "I feel her presence in this status."

(Chervony and Ben Dover embrace each other in fear)

by Jovan606 July 30, 2010

Ghost Finger

When you intentionally maim yourself so that you lose permanent feeling in your finger for the sake of better anal stimulation.

My girlfriend was out of town for the week, so I had to give myself the ol' Ghost Finger.

by RadDadjokes August 20, 2018

ghost fart

When your driving in your vehicle and and you smell a terrible fart and your all alone. You realize that it was the vehicle in front of you who farted and it traveled back into your face.

Holy docking bubble I think they guy I front of us just hit us with a ghost fart.

by dlboone24 October 8, 2014

ghost tickles

When you're cuddling and someone lightly and slowly grazes your skin or the hairs of your skin with their fingertips and it makes you get goosebumps because it feels niiice. Usually best with one who is good with his or her hands.

We were cuddling and he gave me ghost tickles - it was so erotic.

by Stephonme December 7, 2016

Snot Ghosts

When your nose is running so much and is so raw that instead of blowning your nose for the hundredth time you just stick tissues up your nose so snots not dripping out, the remainder of the tissue sticking out of your nose resembles old fashioned sheet ghosts. Hence Snot Ghosts.

My nose is so raw from blowing it so much, that I opted for snot ghosts today for some relief.

by OutbreakMonkey May 8, 2009

deep ghost

To deep ghost is when a girl gives you a blow job and "deep throats" your cock, so much so that it disappears, much like a ghost. Often but not always, the eyes will roll back into the head, giving off the impression of a kind of ghostly possession of the head-giver.

Rhea was giving me a blow job last night and out of nowhere she completely deep ghosted my cock. It felt incredible.

by frenchmacaroons February 6, 2017