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A term used when major companies change the race, sexuality or gender of characters in already established IP’s, or in historical events, of which are decades old and is unnecessary, and (usually) do not add any value to the material.
Almost always changing white characters to black, straight characters to gay characters, or gender swapping characters.
Never used in a genuine inclusive way as presented and almost always used to put more money in the pockets of large businesses by attempting to appeal to the “woke” demographic. Sometimes changes the entire point of the original story or the outcome of a historical event in an attempt to further appeal to the “woke” audience.
When this term is brought up, “woke” people will often call you racist, sexist, misogynistic, homophobic, or transphobic.
Almost always changing white characters to black, straight characters to gay characters, or gender swapping characters.
Never used in a genuine inclusive way as presented and almost always used to put more money in the pockets of large businesses by attempting to appeal to the “woke” demographic. Sometimes changes the entire point of the original story or the outcome of a historical event in an attempt to further appeal to the “woke” audience.
When this term is brought up, “woke” people will often call you racist, sexist, misogynistic, homophobic, or transphobic.
Business 1: “let’s make a movie about Thomas Edison but he’s black and a girl, and let’s change the lesson of the story to be about women’s empowerment.”
“Woke” viewers: “This is amazing and absolutely the right decision to make! 10/10 movie.”
Business 2: “Let’s make a movie about Martin Luther King Jr. but let’s make him white and make the lesson of the movie about men’s mental health.”
“Woke” viewers: “You can’t do that! You are racist and misogynistic!”
Person 1: “I don’t like that they made Ariel from The Little Mermaid black, it was unnecessary and seems like forced diversity to me.”
“Woke” person 2: “You are racist for not liking the fact that she is black, I am going to cancel you on Twitter!”
“Woke” viewers: “This is amazing and absolutely the right decision to make! 10/10 movie.”
Business 2: “Let’s make a movie about Martin Luther King Jr. but let’s make him white and make the lesson of the movie about men’s mental health.”
“Woke” viewers: “You can’t do that! You are racist and misogynistic!”
Person 1: “I don’t like that they made Ariel from The Little Mermaid black, it was unnecessary and seems like forced diversity to me.”
“Woke” person 2: “You are racist for not liking the fact that she is black, I am going to cancel you on Twitter!”
by The Butthole Tickling Bandit June 30, 2023
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by vinroy7 May 29, 2016
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Mother: * covers childs eyes and scowls at Richard. *
Father: You should be ashamed of yourself. You bring shame to the name ‘ father. ‘
Mother: * covers childs eyes and scowls at Richard. *
Father: You should be ashamed of yourself. You bring shame to the name ‘ father. ‘
by Txylorann June 8, 2018
Get the Richard Ford mug.This is when you line up a bunch of Hispanic women in the back seat of your Ford Festiva. If you need room it is ok to fold down the seats. Then, you go right down the line and eat each one out then make them all take you to a Chipotle drive-thru together in the car. They pay.
“Yo Santoro! I just bought this POS car for 12 bucks! Once I fill it up with gas I’m gonna do a mall drive by and pick up 9 lucky ladies and jamb them in the back to break this shitbox in with The Ford Festiva Fiesta! ”
“Well that’s one way to go. Leave your windows down next time you take that thing to a car wash.”
“Well that’s one way to go. Leave your windows down next time you take that thing to a car wash.”
by Who stole my shoes? April 9, 2020
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The most popular forms incLUBE… I mean include:
1. Ejaculating into one’s moth, then holding their mouth shut while you tickle them so that the seman shoots out of their nose, resembling the white snowy fire of a firedragon in Alaska.
2. Pouring hot sauce down one’s vagina, with your genitals in their mouth, causing them to unleash a powerful dragon-like roar, causing the seman in their mouth to launch all over the place.
The most popular forms incLUBE… I mean include:
1. Ejaculating into one’s moth, then holding their mouth shut while you tickle them so that the seman shoots out of their nose, resembling the white snowy fire of a firedragon in Alaska.
2. Pouring hot sauce down one’s vagina, with your genitals in their mouth, causing them to unleash a powerful dragon-like roar, causing the seman in their mouth to launch all over the place.
1. I gave Cindy an Alaskan firedragon last night, her nose is bleeding now.
2. When Rebecca was giving me a good ol’ blowjob last night, she didn’t expect me to pour hot sauce down her vagina, she then slapped me for giving her the Alaskan firedragon without telling her.
2. When Rebecca was giving me a good ol’ blowjob last night, she didn’t expect me to pour hot sauce down her vagina, she then slapped me for giving her the Alaskan firedragon without telling her.
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