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Muffin Top Factor

(MTF) The degree to which abdominal material protrudes from the beltline. When posting ads, online experts agree that including your Muffin Top Factor -- or "MTF" is the right thing to do. Simply measure the inches in a vertical manner from the top of your beltline to where the shade stops and you've got your MTF.
Examples of PROPER use:

1. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:7." Pass me the beer.

2. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:0." Pass me a carrot.

Examples of IMPROPER use:

1. So, I couldn't help myself, but I had to come over here and tell you I think your MTF is REALLY hot.

2. Hey, look, Dude! We have matching MTFs!
by Troy Witte December 28, 2007
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ass factor

1. one who is the determinant of whether there is or is not ass present.

2. one who repeatedly does something to make them an ass.
by kris April 20, 2005
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Ex-factor

1. a feeling of nausea when being near an ex wife, husband, etc...

2. to vomit from being near an ex wife, husband, etc...

3. picking up new potential dates in a place that your ex wife/husband frequents and trying to be sneaky about it
"Dawn was feeling fine until she saw him and was struck with the ex-factor."

Person 1: Why is Dawn puking? Tequila?
Person 2: Nope...ex-factor...

"Brad was trying to scan for a woman, but he had to be sneaky due to the potential ex-factor in the room."
by jookie & dawn December 30, 2008
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Kansas City Cotton Factory

Its when the male ejaculates semen into the female's reproductive organ, normally known as the Vagina.
"How was your weekend"
"Dude best shit ever, she actually let me give her a Kansas City Cotton Factory"

(they do a jumping high five)
by sfhsu8g August 28, 2009
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factory workers

sperms which will turn out to be average at best but most likely sub standard human beings if allowed to find an egg.
i pulled out and blew my load on her sheets, i didn't want to leave any factory workers in her
by rodburner May 24, 2013
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duh factor

The quotient of how many stupid things there are in the world and how many people don't know those stupid things.
"Gee, it's kind of cold out here. Maybe I should put on a jacket."
by Oktaviaa March 7, 2004
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fudge factors

Variables in a equation in science related topics.
the fudge factor of of the boiling point is 0.515
by Mike Montuori May 7, 2005
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