fake streaks

fake streaks is when girls only send their “streaks” to one or a few people, not actually all of their streaks

did you see baileys streaks

no

oh must have been fake streaks

by juulian February 14, 2019

snow-flakery

The act of being a snowflake.

O.P cease and desist your snow-flakery.

by flat earth scientist February 17, 2017

Geri flakes

Dead skin flakes that fall off of old people and float into the air or fall on to surrounding surfaces.

When we removed Ethels socks, so many geri flakes flew into the air that for a moment I thought I was in a snow globe.

by twistedRN April 15, 2018

hot water and flakes

Flakes are instant coffee, that you put in hot water to make coffee. Made popular by Eric Jalbert in a Instagram live stream. Jalberta.

Random guy in livestream: What are those flakes your putting in your coffee?
Eric J.: THATS THE COFFEE

At tims: I’ll get a large hot water and flakes with 2 cream and 2 sugar. Thanks Bud

by I<3Head February 10, 2020

fake Monet

A fake Monet is someone, m/f, that is more attractive from far away.

F: When I saw him up close, I realized he was a fake Monet.

by Anna313 February 9, 2009

Fake Statistics

A fake percentage to show off knowledge, stupidity, or to harass a group of people.

Example of "Fake Statistics".

Bill, "Hey dude, did you know that 39% of jocks in our school are school are gay?!"

Victor, "LOLWUT"

by Jerio November 8, 2009

Fakebooker

Someone who posts deliberately misleading status messages to a social networking site such as Facebook or Twitter in an effort to appear smarter, nicer or more appealing than they actually are.

Gosh, did you see Katie's status today commenting on Einstein's Theory of Relativity? She is so smart!" "Nah, she copied that from a book. She's a total Fakebooker.

by Alliterati October 27, 2010