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Hypothetical High Five

The act (or, indeed, thought) of giving a person a high five without any physical contact, as the two persons are usually across the room from each other and far too lazy to get off their asses. Often occurs after a minor success or simply to display ones awesomeness. The process will many times include nodding to further affirm their collective staggering amazingness.
Person No. 1: Hypothetical high five!

(Persons 1 and 2 think about this)

Persons No. 1 & 2: Nice!
by J Bernard December 31, 2007
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high five

the act of gathering $5 from 4 of your friends to buy a gram of weed, and then smoking it in one session.
yo, are you guys down for a high five tonight?
by rascally crumpit February 22, 2010
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FIVE STAR BITCH

WELL ACCORDING TO YO GOTTI, A FIVE STAR BITCH IS A GIRL WHOS FINE AND SEXY AS HELL, COOK, CLEAN AND GOT HER PRIORITY'S STRAIGHT. AND SHE ALSO DOES ANY AND EVERYTHING IN BED, AND SHE GOOD AT IT. FROM GIVIN HEAD,THE 69, AND KNOW HOW TO RIDE THAT DICK!!!!
AY G, U SEE THAT GIRL OVA THERE, I HEARD SHE A FIVE STAR BITCH, SHE GIVE HEAD AND EVERYTHING.
by B_JIZZLE FO SHIZZLE October 29, 2009
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Jackson Five

A term used to describe a hundred dollars; because the twenty has a picture of Andrew Jackson on the front, five of them would equal a hundred dollars. Thus, The Jackson Five. Similar to calling a hundred dollar bill a Benjamin.
Bouncer: I'm sorry, I can't let you in.
Man: But I have some friends who can vouch for me. The Jackson Five, perhaps you've heard of them? (Hands the man 5 twenties)
by Lord Addius May 18, 2007
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Fiver

1. Noun. A hand job.
Guy 1: So, did you get lucky last night?
Guy 2: No, but she slipped me a fiver.
by Irawkithardcore July 30, 2009
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five-point-slow

Derogatory slang word for the Ford 5.0 V8 engine.
I smoked a five-point-slow Mustang today.
by the8217 May 28, 2008
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fivesies

Definition #1: When a person is seated and needs to get up for any reason they would call fivesies and have their seat held for the duration of five minutes.

Definition #2: The age five.
Example #1.Mel: "I need a drink fivesies on the chair."

Example #2.Jerry: "You act like you are fivesies."
by Baxter Wells September 1, 2008
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